1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. When you turn on the radio, what station do you tune to? News or Talk Sports Rap or Hip-Hop R%B Rock Whatever the last person who rented the car had it on.4. How loud do you usually play your music during the day, at home, on computer speakers? Quiet, it can't be heard from the adjacent room. A decent volume, it can faintly be heard in the next room. A little loud, you can hear it from the neighboring room. Very loud, practically the whole house can hear it. Deafening, the neighbors called the cops and complained! I don't own a house/speakers/don't have an adjacent room/neighbors, etc.5. How do you configure your equalizer? Flat Boost treble Boost midtones Boost bass A decent mixture of all three. What's an equalizer?6. Where is your favorite place to shop for music? The iTunes "What's Hot" list. Wal-Mart Record store Amazon or other online store I borrow music from the library. I "borrow" music from the library.7. When do you most listen to your iPod or MP3 player? On a jog, walk or working out. At night, as I'm going to sleep. Mowing the lawn, doing chores, etc. On the bus, during transit, etc. Anytime or whenever I feel like it. What did you ask? I can't hear you, let me turn my headphones down.8. When you buy a CD, how many of the tracks are ones you like? A few, maybe one or two. About half Most of them All of them Who buys CDs? As long as it makes the subwoofer go BOOM they're all good.9. What type of lyrics do you prefer? Non-lyrical or instrumental. Quiet or gentle lyrics. Classic rock style lyrics. Poetic lyrics that tell a story is screaming concidered lyrics does rap count as lyrics10. When you let someone listen to your favorite song, what do they think about it? "I liked it." "It was ok." "That was boring." "That sucked." "Someone put this man in an asylum!" "can i get ur ipod this weeknd so i can get this song 2?"11. When you're laying in bed, waiting to go to sleep, and you hear someone drive by with their subwoofer blasting, what do you think? "Ugh. I'm trying to sleep." I don't care. "That's my song!" "Turn it up!" "I bet my record player could go louder." "WHO STOLE MY RIDE?"12. What is Nightwish? Some band from Finland. Sounds American to me. I don't know, but I doubt they could beat 50 cent Not as good as Elvis One of the best bands ever. A drunk guy trying to say he wishes for some sex tonight13. If you answered anything but the last option above, what type of music do they play? Rock Metal / Hard Rock Rap Symphonic Metal Crap STOP THE PROPAGANDA ITS NOT A BAND14. What is a single? They don't make them anymore. What we call Elvis' records. A CD or DVD consisting of a few tracks before an album's release. It's what the rappers do when they get into the top 5. When you hit the ball and you only get to run once Probably a virgin15. If you're playing your music a tad to loudly, and your neighbor asks you to turn it down, what do you do? Kindly do as he says and lower the volume to a reasonable level. Wait until the current song is done and then decrease the volume. Get into a debate with your neighbor about what he means by "a tad too loudly," claiming that "loudly" isn't a word. Shut the windows so the neighbors can't hear it. Turn it up. The neighbors left already.16. If one sound is playing at 50 decibels and another plays at 70 decibels, how loud is the second sound compared to the first? 10x louder 100x louder 20x louder 40x louder not enough 20 more bells17. Driving down the highway, you hear a commercial on the car radio that says that 50 cents is performing downtown this weekend, what do you do? Head downtown and wait for days in line. Call all of your friends and then do the above. Call the radio company, inform them that the real name is "50 cent," and then do all of the above. Concentrate on eating that McDonalds big mac and supersized diet soda with fries, the radio is too distracting for driving! Switch to a different radio station that's not on commercials What do you mean? I AM 50 cent. I should be preparing my wardrobe and practicing lip syncing, not listening to the radio, let alone driving!18. I say "rickrolled," you say, What? Oh God... NOOO!!!!! youtube sucks YES I LOVE THAT SONG I think you're mistaken, my friend Rick isn't fat enough to roll anybody over.19. Do you own a musical instrument? Yes, one. Yes, two or three. Yes, four or more. I'm a musical maniac. No. Yes, I own one or more, but I buy them for show and can't actually play them for sh--. Is a subwoofer a musical instrument?20. Did you ever take music classes in Junior High, High School or College? Yes, an intro course. Yes, and I took advanced courses. I played in the school band/choir/orchestra. No, but I wanted to. No. who needs music class when we have rappers to do it for us21. If the guy on the city bus bench seat next to you is playing his music too loudly, what do you do? Move away slowly. Kindly tap him and ask him to turn it down. Confront him and inform him in a very annoying voice that listening to music too loudly will damage his ears and request that he turns it down, tapping your foot and crossing your arms while you're waiting. Pull the earphone out of his ear, grab his iPod, and chuck it into the street Kiss him22. What do you think about golf? I like it; it's quiet. Boring. I can beat all of you, I got the highest score. I unsubscribed from the sports channel because of it. we need a golf competition with rappers and then whoever wins gets their album to be platinum wernt we supposd 2 b talkin bout music