What to do when you fly

There are great passengers out there and then there's everyone else. Some listen to all that you have to say and are perfectly wonderful to fly with and then there's those that complain about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. And contrary to popular belief, we aren't out to make your trip miserable. Promise.

Are you a good flyer? Do you have what it takes to make a great flight? Or do you give the flight attendant a hard time? Take this quiz and find out!

Created by: Suzanne

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What do you do when you first get to the ticket counter?
Check in for your flight and check in your luggage
Check in for your flight and check in your head
I don't know, I'm confused, what's the ticket counter?
4. What do you do when you go through security?
Show your boarding pass and wait patiently in line with everyone else
Exclaim loudly, "I have a flight to check!" Because everyone else doesn't?!
Argue with TSA about the 32 oz bottle of hairspray you decided to bring with you
5. What do you do when you finally found your gate?
Go directly to the agent at the gate and argue about the seat you picked out claiming you didn't know it was a middle seat
Go sit down
Gather with the other passengers around the boarding door, pacing
Demand the agent give you an upgrade to first class
6. What do you do when the agent announces they are ready to baord?
Jump up from your seat and rush the agent
Shoove your way to front of the line already formed by the pacing passengers
Sit and what for your row to be called
Continue to demand for a first class upgrade
7. What do you do while waiting in line to board the plane?
Say hi to the fligh attendant greeting everyone
Tell the flight attendant, "It's about time you got off your ass and boarded!"
Smile sweetly at the Flight Attendant, while thinking, "have they gotten older and uglier!"
Ignore the Flight Attendant and yell, "can't you idiots find your seat!"
8. What do you do when you find your seat?
Yell at the person who you think is in your seat
Put your stuff away and sit down
Yell at the Flight Attendant that they aren't doing their job by not helping you put away your 5 pieces of luggage
Go to the bathroom, look for a pillow and blanket, talk on your cell phone
9. The door is closed, they're ready to go and they play the safety demo, what are you doing?
Continue to talk on your cell phone, they won't notice
Read the magzine you bought. Justin's break-up is more interestin than this
Pay attention, it could save your life
Wave a Flight Attendant down to ask for a pillow and blanket
Go to sleep
10. You're finally off, the Fasten Seat Belt sign is on, what do you do?
Head back to the bathroom, telling the Flight Attendants that tells you the Fasten Seat Belt sign is still on, "I'm just using the bathroom."
Open the overhead bins, you left your mp3 player in your bag
Listen to the Flight Attendants and stay seated
Ring your call button and ask the Flight Attendant, "can I use the bathroom?"
11. What do you do when there's turbulence?
Strap in! This planes going down!
Continue to move around the plane, it's okay, you're invincible!
Sit down and make sure your seat belt is fastened
Walk to back of the plane and ask the Flight Attendants for a drink, who are seated and strapped in
12. What do you do when you land?
Jump up, you're going to be the first one off!
Stay in your seat and listen to the announcements
Gather your stuff together so you can get up when the plane stops
Go to the bathroom, you've been holding it the entire flight
13. What do you do as you're getting off the plane?
Grumble about the lousy service and the lousy Flight Attendants that cut you off! I are not drunken!
Run as fast as you can! You have to beat your luggage to baggage claim!
Say, "good-bye and thank you" to the Flight Attendants

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. What do you do when you first get to the ticket counter?

Check in for your flight and check in your luggage

Check in for your flight and check in your head

I don't know, I'm confused, what's the ticket counter?

4. What do you do when you go through security?

Show your boarding pass and wait patiently in line with everyone else

Exclaim loudly, "I have a flight to check!" Because everyone else doesn't?!

Argue with TSA about the 32 oz bottle of hairspray you decided to bring with you

5. What do you do when you finally found your gate?

Go directly to the agent at the gate and argue about the seat you picked out claiming you didn't know it was a middle seat

Go sit down

Gather with the other passengers around the boarding door, pacing

Demand the agent give you an upgrade to first class

6. What do you do when the agent announces they are ready to baord?

Jump up from your seat and rush the agent

Shoove your way to front of the line already formed by the pacing passengers

Sit and what for your row to be called

Continue to demand for a first class upgrade

7. What do you do while waiting in line to board the plane?

Say hi to the fligh attendant greeting everyone

Tell the flight attendant, "It's about time you got off your ass and boarded!"

Smile sweetly at the Flight Attendant, while thinking, "have they gotten older and uglier!"

Ignore the Flight Attendant and yell, "can't you idiots find your seat!"

8. What do you do when you find your seat?

Yell at the person who you think is in your seat

Put your stuff away and sit down

Yell at the Flight Attendant that they aren't doing their job by not helping you put away your 5 pieces of luggage

Go to the bathroom, look for a pillow and blanket, talk on your cell phone

9. The door is closed, they're ready to go and they play the safety demo, what are you doing?

Continue to talk on your cell phone, they won't notice

Read the magzine you bought. Justin's break-up is more interestin than this

Pay attention, it could save your life

Wave a Flight Attendant down to ask for a pillow and blanket

Go to sleep

10. You're finally off, the Fasten Seat Belt sign is on, what do you do?

Head back to the bathroom, telling the Flight Attendants that tells you the Fasten Seat Belt sign is still on, "I'm just using the bathroom."

Open the overhead bins, you left your mp3 player in your bag

Listen to the Flight Attendants and stay seated

Ring your call button and ask the Flight Attendant, "can I use the bathroom?"

11. What do you do when there's turbulence?

Strap in! This planes going down!

Continue to move around the plane, it's okay, you're invincible!

Sit down and make sure your seat belt is fastened

Walk to back of the plane and ask the Flight Attendants for a drink, who are seated and strapped in

12. What do you do when you land?

Jump up, you're going to be the first one off!

Stay in your seat and listen to the announcements

Gather your stuff together so you can get up when the plane stops

Go to the bathroom, you've been holding it the entire flight

13. What do you do as you're getting off the plane?

Grumble about the lousy service and the lousy Flight Attendants that cut you off! I are not drunken!

Run as fast as you can! You have to beat your luggage to baggage claim!

Say, "good-bye and thank you" to the Flight Attendants

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