1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. How do you feel about deadlines? Deadlines must be met...RIGHT NOW! I will meet my deadlines to the second I may or may not meet my deadlines There was a deadline?4. What method do you use to do homework? I set up a schedual, and manage my time I work, and work, and work... until it's either completely perfect, or I can no longer work. I work. That's it. I use it for kindling in order to make a bonfire.5. How is your social life? I make strategic alliences with people who can help me get ahead. I have no friends. I have no enemies either. I have only work. Work is good... I have some friends. No more then average. I know lots of people, some of whom are not in jail. How else would my homework get done? 6. What are your plans for the future? I hope to develop my own company and eventually become a [select one] doctor/lawyer/president. I hope to become an acedemic recluse. I shall gain tenure and then hide in my office until my death working on an obscure problem. I plan to become a completely average "individual", living in the suburbs with two or three kids until I can retire with the meager pittance I have put away. ... I wonder if McDonalds has a retirement plan?7. How would you describe your relationship with teachers? I know far more about the subject then them, but don't tell them, because I have a GPA to protect. I know far more about the subject then them, and correct their mistakes... because, well, because they're wrong, that's why. I know as much as, or less then my teachers. I treat them with mild indifference or weaponized apathy, much like everyone else. I've been skipping for so long, it's hard to tell. I'd say my relationship with them is excellent... if they've never met me, they probably don't hate me yet. 8. In what range is your current GPA? 5.0 7.9 3.9 4.9 2.0 3.8 A Negative Number 1.99. Realistically, what brand of car will you probably drive when you are older? Buggatti/ Lamborghini/ Porsche Toyota/ Nissan/ Ford / Chevy VW / Any brand making a cheap Minivan or Station Wagon Geo/ Tonka/ Fischer Price10. What phrase best describes the sort of school you expect to go to? Ivy League Respected Afforable Community/ Of Hard Knocks11. Complete the following maxim...
"Early to bed, early to rise..." "...means that you should invest stock in coffee and pull out of late night entertainment." "...Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." according to the original copy of "The Almanac" at the library. "...Makes a man miss some really awesome parties." "...Makes a man something or rather which I could care less about."12. Your likely future home... ...Is made entirely out of gold. ...Has a very neat organization scheme. ...Has a white picket fence. ... Has bars and a warden.13. Right now, you would most like... ...A raise in your stocks/GPA/salary ...A new ruler or calculator ...A vacation ...The jury to find you "not guilty"14. Right now, you are doing this quiz... ...In your schedualed free time. ...To the best of your ability ...Because you have nothing better to do. ...Because you can't think of anything worse to do, right now.15. What does your locker most resemble? An executive suite for books. The Library of Congress, but neater. A pigsty with school supplies. Chernobyl.