What Simpsons family member are you?

This is a quiz to see which Simpsons character you are... etc, etc, etc, are you even reading this? Does anyone EVER read these boring little descriptions? Well, since you're here, TAKE THIS QUIZ! And here's an extra little fact for the road: goldfish have a 3 second memory! Actually, they don't, because if they did, they would die because they'd forget to eat and breathe and all that. So whoever came up with that would SO score Homer on this quiz.

So you want to know what Simpsons character you are? Then quit wasting your time with these annoying little paragraphs and TAKE THE **** QUIZ!!! Dank you, come again!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Which of these words best describes you?
boisterous
quiet
tidy
troublemaking
passionate
4. What is your favorite food?
anything that didn't kill an animal to make
sugary stuff!
any food
soft food that is easy to throw
anything that I, the household chef, make
other
5. What is your opinion about school?
boooooooring!
school is good for children
love it!
school? I don't go to school!
I'm too young for school
6. It's saturday afternoon. What are you doing?
protesting animal cruelety with my PETA buddies
napping
cleaning the house (sigh)
skateboarding around town
watching TV and stuffing my face
other
7. It's the night of the school play! Where are you?
in the audience with mom, about to pitch a crying fit and GET OUT OF HERE!
at the bar... wait--school play? what school play? d'oh!
backstage, practicing my lines
up in the rafters, preparing to dump a bucket of salamanders on the lead actor when the come out
in the audience, about to watch my little darlings perform!
8. Your dream house:
would cook and clean itself!
would be full of stuffed animals and blocks
would be in a tree
would be nothing but couches, refridgerators, and a giant TV
would have rooms for taking in and caring for injured and homeless animals
other
9. What is your opinion on owning pets?
pets are messy!
get them from an animal shelter
I like dogs, they're fun to play with
stuffed animals are fun
don't care
10. Do you like to read?
yes!!
if I have time... which I never do
dirty magazines and comics ONLY
only really easy books
reading is for SQUARES! (except for TV guide)
11. What is your dream vacation?
vacation... ugh... just a way to maximize my stress
germany! bratwurst and beer!
costa rica, to see the beautiful rainforest AND reef ecosystems!
why bother with vacations? all i'll be doing is eating and sleeping anyway
anywhere but this craphole!
other
12. What is your favorite thing to watch on TV?
VIOLENT CARTOONS!!
nature shows
teletubbies, barney, and other obnoxious baby shows
who needs TV? go out and play!
everything except nature shows
other

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