What should I name my kid?

This quiz will, beyond a doubt, tell you what to name your newborn child. It will also tell you if you have been deemed worthy or procreation, or whether you should seek proffesional help immediatly.

Are you worthy or a child, and even if your not, name that would be aborted fetus anyways. Come on take this stupid quiz, you will only be slightly offended! But get real, this is the INTERNET, after all!!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How fat are you?
Really freekin Fat! AWWW!
Pretty Chunky
Chublet
NADDA
4. Did you graduate High School?
Yes you retard!
Ahh...mostly
I did in Jail
What is High School?
5. Have you ever lived in a trailer park?
When I was a kid
My whole life
For a year
Never, Yuck!
6. How many kids do you already have?
None
One
Two
Too Many
7. Is your I.Q. above 90?
Yes
No
Maybe
Whats that?
8. Why are you taking this quiz?
Im that bored
I Hate Kids
Im really having a kid
Im thinking of copulating right now
9. Do you like NASCAR?
America! Bleep yeah!
Kicks Butt Man!
Not really
Why the heck do you care?
10. Do you live with your mom?
Yes
No No No
I moved out yesterday
11. Did you or someone you know spend more than a years salary on Methamphetamines recently?
Yes
No
What is that?
12. I dont think im going to have a kid
Yes, definatly not!
No, Im popping one out right now!
I dont give a crap about this

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