What's Your Malfunction

Everyone these days has something wrong with them, right? WRONG! Some few, very select individuals HAVE no malfunctions--- it's all hype by pharmaceutical companies and governments trying to control you, your expressions and individuality. On the other hand, something COULD be very, very wrong with you. And you'd want to know your malfunction, wouldn't you? WOULDN'T YOU??!??

So what IS your malfunction? Do you REALLY want to know? Maybe it's time for you to put that bottle of Prozac away--- discovering that really, it's the rest of the world that's going to Hell in a handbasket. Or maybe, just maybe, you OUGHT to pick that bottle of Prozac up. You might just have too many malfunctions to name. Only answering this quiz will help you find out...

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. There are 12 cents in your pocket. A vagabond begs for your change. Do you:
ignore him
harass him
give him the 12 cents
beg HIM for change
pretend to be crazy and scare him away
4. As you walk past the library, you notice that a book is laying on the ground beside the book drop box. Do you:
keep walking
kick the book into the street
put the book into the book drop box
steal the book for personal enjoyment
pocket the book to later sell on Ebay
5. A person is romantically interested in you, but you have no sexual inclination towards him/her. Do you:
say, "I'm very flattered, but uninterested."
alter your behavior to dissolve his/her attraction
pursue a relationship if this person turns out to be easily manipulated
reconsider your feelings based on financial perks this person can offer
amuse yourself by becoming this person's stalker
6. What is your favorite color?
Blue
Yellow
Black
Red
Green
Orange
7. You would describe yourself as:
sassy
badass
attractive
arrogant
nerdy
dysfunctional
8. You wake up one morning and find yourself in prison. What is your likeliest offense?
drunk & disorderly
breaking and entering
a case of mistaken identity
grand theft auto
murder
9. Is your dream house:
on a hill
in a forest
beside a lake
under a mountain
freefloating in outer space
10. You have just been fired. What are you likeliest to do:
go postal. (That's what AK-47s are for!)
update your resume
fill the rest of your week with therapy sessions
take a handful of barbituates and a gallon of Drano
hang out at the bar and make happy hour last the rest of the day
11. Everyone knows that fairy tales are loosely based on reality. The REAL "Snow White" was probably:
a very desperate prostitute
a master manipulator (living rent free with 7 dudes? Cool!)
a princess ousted by her homicidal stepmother
on the lam from the law
a dude
12. You are on a desert island. What is the one thing you've managed tosnag from your shipwreck?
chapstick
a bible
a tent kit
a lighter
knives
nothing
13. If you could invite anybody to your dinner party, who would it be?
Chucky, the possessed doll from "Child's Play"
a member of the Manson Family
Batman
Angelina Jolie
your dead grandma
God
14. Starving, you must eat one of the following. Which is the lesser of evils?
raw seal blubber
sludge from a dented, rusty can
mystery meat from the cafeteria
roadkill
one of your own appendages
you'd rather starve and die

Remember to rate this quiz on the next page!
Rating helps us to know which quizzes are good and which are bad

Related Quizzes:

• What is your malfunction? by Funky

Create a quiz on GotoQuiz. We are a better kind of quiz site, with no pop-up ads, no registration requirements, just high-quality quizzes. Hey MySpace users! You can create a quiz for MySpace, it's simple fun and free.