What kind of teenager are YOU?

There are many dumb teenagers. What kind are YOU?? The results are stunning, amazing, and sometimes concerning. What are you... Emo/Goth/Scene Kid? Prep? Stoner? Sex Addict? Or maybe you deserve the prestigious title of 'Teen Genius!'

Are YOU an idiot? If you said yes, you're probably a teenager! What type are YOU? Until now, you've just had to rely on what people whisper in the hallways. But thanks to ME, and this awesome quiz, you'll soon find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Friday night... what are YOU up to?
Studying! What every smart, motivated student does.
At a party... getting stoned off my ass.
Cutting myself.
My buddies and I are gettin' it on!
Well, first I go to the Promenade and shop at American Eagle with my friends, then I eat dinner with my family at the country club.
4. Where are you more likely to shop?
Hot Topic/Spencers
Hollister/American Eagle
I don't shop. I spend all my money on weed.
Victoria's Secret.
Well, my income doesn't allow for money spent on luxuries like clothing.
5. What are your favorite colors?
Black, purple, and blue... the colors of my bruised, torn heart...
Green... weed is green, right?...
I like white. White is smart, and it never goes out of style.
Pink and Green! Polka dots, too! Maybe plaid!
I like skin-color.
6. Which are you most likely to have in your room?
My tennis rackets and golf clubs.
My bag of crack.
My history textbook.
Someone I don't know's underwear... it's like a lost and found!
My knife.
7. What are you thinking about... RIGHT NOW?
Chemistry!
The Promenade Shops!
Killing Myself!
Rolling around in crack!
Penis!
8. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
I don't have one... but I'll always have my mommy!
Anyone with two legs and something in between.
Well, my current one, I met them when I was high... what a mistake!
Varsity football team captin/ Cheerleader.
They're as miserable as I am.
9. Your signature is...
In big, bubbly letters.
Simple, straightforward.
What the hell would I be signing? Nothing important, I hope.
I drew a dick! Does that count?
A knife. I just draw that, and everyone knows it's me.
10. What's in your backpack?
A condom... you never know!
A graphing calculator I got for Christmas.
Suicide notes.
A bottle of booze... not a GREAT idea, but whatever.
My membership card for the country club.
11. If you were a celebrity, you'd be...
Paris Hilton/A football player
I hate celebrities! I hate everything!
Anna Nicole Smith/Hugh Heffner
Albert Einstien... does he count?
Bob Marley/ Amy Winehouse
12. You take an IQ test and score 40. What are you thinking?
I knew it. I am an idiot.
This... this can't be right. I'm brilliant. Brilliant, I tell you!
Now I know the consequences of all my hard partying. I should probably stop... Does anyone have any booze? I need to cope with this somehow.
Sit and wonder what 'IQ' means.
I had sex with the testing guy! I should've gotten a bajillion! WTF??

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