What Kind Of Republican Are You?

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There are many different shades of Republicans today, from Tea Party patriots to libertarian free marketeers to evangelical Christians. While all Republicans share the same commitment to restoring the values that lead to the triumph of America's will, they disagree on the exact path to take.

The questions in this quiz will expose the truth about who you are and where you sit in the Republican big tent. Be careful, though, because you might find out a little more about your beliefs than you ever wanted to know! - Virgil Texas

Created by: Virgil Texas
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
3. How should deal with illegal immigration?
Secure the border with barbed wire and forcibly deport every illegal. Adios!
Pass laws to make conditions for illegals so intolerably hostile they will leave on their own accord.
Let the states decide how to rid us of these criminals.
How about special huntin' permits?
4. How should we deal with Iran?
Isolate them by imposing a total embargo backed up by military force. Nothing in, nothing out.
Launch surgical strikes on their nuclear facilities.
If they want a nuclear bomb, let's give 'em one. Right in the center of Tehran.
5. How should we balance the federal budget?
Welfare only encourages lazy people to breed. Cut welfare handouts by mandating drug tests and forcing recipients to work 40 hours/week.
Eliminate all welfare spending. Those people are living it up on the taxpayer's dime.
Eliminate all welfare spending AND send these Cadillac queens bills for the money they've already stolen.
6. How should we stop voter fraud?
Station police officers at every polling site to enforce the law and prevent felons from voting.
Make voters show a picture ID and proof of employment to vote.
End this "one man, one vote" nonsense by restricting the franchise to those of us who pay taxes. The takers shouldn't decide how to spend my money.
7. What's your position on Second Amendment rights?
An armed society is a polite society. Mandate that every responsible adult own a gun.
Every American has the right to own a gun to protect themselves from burglars street thugs.
Limit gun ownership to taxpayers and non-felons to keep them out of the hands of lazy welfare addicts.
8. What's your position on affirmative action?
It's a racist policy that discriminates against better qualified candidates. Ban AA now.
End AA and minority handouts at every government level.
Whites suffer the most discrimination in this day and age. We need affirmative action programs to benefit them.
9. What's your position on gay marriage?
It makes a mockery of traditional marriage and furthers our national decline. Ban it in every state.
Criminalize homosexuality to return our country to its peak decade, the 1950s.
10. What is the most appalling aspect about Obamacare?
It's a massive handout that will only encourage lazy takers who don't share American values to breed.
Through rationing and death panels, it is an active program to euthanize white people.
Obama put his name on it, and that's enough for me.
11. Who do you like for 2016?
Chris Christie, a tough-talking can-do conservative who knows how to play hardball
Ted Cruz, principled fighter for conservative causes
Rand Paul, it's time to get government out of our lives and restore states' rights
Paul Ryan, his budget policies are designed for my people
Jeb Bush, it's time to put a Bush back in the White House
Someone more conservative!
12. What's your religion?
Evangelical Protestant
Mainline Protestant

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