What Kind of Holiday Retail Clerk are You?

There are many types of clerks in the world, but none so brave and put upon as the Holiday Retail Clerk. We've all been there, in the trenches with the long hours and even longer lines.

What Kind of Holiday Retail Clerk are you? Are you a hard working Elf, or a put upon Reindeer? Do you revel in the Holidays, or wretch at the sound of Jingle Bells? Take this Quiz to find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When you hear the Holiday Song "Deck The Halls" your first thought is
I'll Deck Something...
Fa la la la la!
Is it August already?
Only 18 more shopping days till christmas!
4. A very loud and pushy customer is trying to return an obviously used item without a receipt, despite the posted store policy. Your response is...
A polite but firm explanation of store policy and an apologetic smile.
roll your eyes, sigh heavily, and point to the return policy as you walk away.
call for a manager and explain the situation before taking the next customer.
laugh at the customer and shoo them away. some people...
smile, accept the return, and explain the policy for next time.
5. A customer with a large stroller (and no baby in it) has just knocked down a display. Your reaction
that's okay, i was meaning to redo it anyway.
that's why we don't have shopping carts in here genius
that was $30 worth of product! out ADS is shot!
whatever. i'm on break.
cleanup on aisle 3!
6. It's closing time on Christmas Eve and you've already dropped your gate. A frantic shopper comes to your door begging to be let in because he only needs to buy one things for his wife. do you let him in?
sigh.....okay
you're kidding right?
i'm off the clock....we're closed
ok, but please hurry....we want to go home too!
of course! that last sale will top off our numbers from last year!
7. Your favorite Holiday Song is
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
Silent Night
Holly Jolly Christmas
Blue Christmas
8. The Day After Christmas means...
Long lines, rude customers, and no breaks.
A chance to make up the lost revenu from being closed Christmas day.
At last....a Day Off!
time to get ready For the January Sale!
One last paycheck.
9. True or False: The true meaning of Christmas has been replaced by merchandising and greed.
True
False
10. For your Holiday Part-Time job you would rather work
At a specialty shop like Bath & Body Works
Wherever gives the best discount
A Big Box like Target or Wal-Mart
A temporary holiday kiosk
I don't really care as long as there's a paycheck
11. Should Children Be allowed in the Mall during the Holidays?
No No No No No!!!!
How else will they see Santa?
Only if they Bring their Mommy and Daddy's Visas
Whatever
Of Course! Children are the Future! (shoppers that is)
12. You have a long line of cranky customers who have been waiting a long time. there is only one other cashier on and it is time for your well deserved break. What do you do?
Later!!!
Try to end your line and finish up so you can leave
Call for a manager and clock out
Roll your eyes and keep working, but with an attitude
smile and stretch and try to make the best of it

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