1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. Your swimming around in the ocean when you notice a group of hooligans being mean to a clam, trying to steal its pearl. What do you do? Think badly of them, but do nothing. Scowl at the hooligans for being mean.>. Devise a cunning plan to trick the hooligans away from the clam. Think to yourself, what a wonderful woooorllddd... Bash the crap outta the hooligans, then take the pearl for yourself. :(4. You are swimming around town and you see someone crash into a bit of coral and float down. You: Laugh like santa. HO HO HO. Ask them if they were okay. Take them back to your place and patch them up then serve them tea. ^^ Ignore them and mumble pessamistic thoughts to yourself. Like how the sea is half empty. Check them for cranial nerve damage. 0_o5. You are minding your own business when suddenly a urge strikes you to go shopping. Where do you shop? Fish-Mart (The general store for fish). You dont buy anything, you invented everything you own. You dont shop, you steal. Prissy Missy Dresses/ Tea Shop Whats the point of shopping. Everything ends in sadness. D=6. A telemarketer calls you on your Shell-Phone. (Not again! :O) What do you do? Buy something if its cool, but if its stupid then you hang up. Shoot epix hax0rz lazor beams through the phone lines, striking the nuisance. Yell at them for interupting your day. >:D You buy everything just to make them happy. ^.^ You dont own a Shell-Phone anymore, you traded it for a poster of a sad clown holding a Welchers® Brand Jelly jar. Hang up.7. You are in an underwater park swimming around when you notice a small guppy lick his fish lips and go near a worm on a fishing hook. :O:O:O OH NOES! What do you do? Swim quickly to him and advise him to steer clear from it. Carefully remove the worm from the hook and give it to the guppy, but tell him that hooks are bad buisness. :D Beat him to the hook to commit suicide, casue life sucks. D= Snap the fishing line and use the metal form the hook for a fancy gadget, and conduct tests on the worm. Wait and watch as the guppy gets pulled up, cooked, and eaten, all with a smile on your face. Nothing. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.8. You go exploring in an underwater cave and find a treasure chest with shiny baubles and gold doubloons. What do you do with it? Keep the majority, but give some to family and friends. Spend it on weapons. Lots and lots of weapons. You hate shiny. Shiny is happiness, and you are not. 0_o Donate it to the FWCS associtation . (Fish Who Can't Swim)9. What does your diet consist of? Healthy food, and occasional junk food for desert. Lots and lots of sweets. ^o^ Ahhmbarters. Little clildren and puppy flesh. NOM NOM NOM Stimulative fluids that increase stamina and intellect Whatever I feel hungry for at the time. I for one not limited to certain foods.10. One final question. Did you have fun doing this quiz? Yeah its okay. It made me tingly inside. Hehe! It made me sad. Very sad. Boo hoo. I could have spent my time better, but it was enjoyable. WTF THATS IT? OMG THAT WAS STUPID! RAWRAWRAWRAWRAWR! It was great!11. Okay I lied two more questions. But these no longer count for your results. On a scale of one to ten, how often do you take Quizzes? 1 3 5 7 8 1012. Do you think I am cool? Is Shamwow a scam? Is red a color? Are germans not spaniards? Are you reading this? Is Billy Mays dead? Are you on a computer? Why are you still reading? Get a life! Stop it! MAGIKARP, USE SPLASH ATTACK! ? Lolwut? I LOVE BILLY MAYS DONT MAKE FUN OF HIM! :_; NOT THE SPLASH ATTACK! This question is not a question. There is no spoon. Lol i liked that pink panther reference earlier. Kudos.