What kind of emolicious drunk are you?

There are many drunk people, but very few can pull it off emoliciously. If you already know that you're emolicious, then take this quiz to find out just what kind of drunk you are.

Proper practice of being an emolicious drunk will lead to great revelations including the benefits of drinking Sex on the Beach, the musical talents of MCR, where to find the tightest jeans, and what the REAL Irish national anthem is.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When you play drinking games, you...
force everyone to play, then end up getting sloshed.
play fair and stay sober because you're so good.
teach dance lessons.
wait, what? You can play games while drinking?
4. When drunk, you are most likely to...
lock yourself in a bathroom and make long distance phone calls.
drink even more, then find your sunglasses.
tell people you know the police.
drunk? I never get drunk!
5. The morning after, you...
don't remember anything.
have to tell your friends what happened last night.
remark just how emolicious you all were.
go to school like the angel you are.
6. Under the influence, you might just...
spank a waiter and blame it on your friend.
give a random guy your number.
cry on your boyfriend's shoulder.
mess up your perfect SAT score.
7. Alcohol, you, and your phone equals...
no credit in the morning.
saying hello to buff white boys.
nothing. Your phone is tucked away in your cute emo handbag.
texting your math tutor and telling him how cute he is.
8. You get drunk...
almost everytime you're out with your friends. Oops. :P
here and there, but the stories from the times you were are fantastic.
easily. But it's ok cuz you look so damn cute doing it.
because your body is more used to brain food than alcohol.
9. Pictures from nights out show...
badly aimed self-pics, and your friend's sexy ass.
how drunk everyone else was.
you looking sober (even when you weren't), and everyone else looking drunk.
a new species of ant that you saw crawling up the wall.
10. Your parents...
shall never find out about your escapades.
offer to pick you up if you've had too much.
are just as emolicious as you are.
are rocket-scientists.
11. When it comes to the dancefloor, you...
are there, drink in hand.
own it... sober.
attract all kinds of equally cute guys to you.
get the party started by doing Michael Jackson's "Thriller."
12. You are emolicious because...
you love MCR, tight pants, and black eyeliner.
you love the drama that comes with it.
you don't properly fit into any other category.
the term "leprechaun" was already taken.

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