What kind of Clods person are you?

Clods is the best bar in Corvallis. If you have been immersed in the Clods lifestyle then this quiz is for you. DANZA B----ES!! I'll have fourteen duck farts please!!

This will tell you what kind of Clods frequenter you are whether you work there or just play there. Hmmm yep bud! Lets go to kareoke after this!!! Are you a noob Bartender, a groupie or TJ?! Take this quiz to find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How long have you worked at Clods?
I don't work there but I have a crush on one of the bartenders.
I own it.
Less than a year.
I used to work there and wish I still did.
I'm afraid I might be a lifer.
I don't work there but sometmes I feel like I live there.
4. What kind of music do you prefer?
I only listen to hair bands man!
80's all the way
I like anything that's popular right now.
Metal
5. What is your favorite drink at Clods?
Bombay dry and tonic, yup!
A screwdriver for me and two mind erasers for my friends!
I'll take 4 woo woos, 3 vitamin c's and 2 red headed sluts
I'm on my 5th pitcher
6. Have you ever had "sexual relations" with any veteran or retired bartenders?
Yes
No
Um.. yes and yes multiple times.
7. If you do work at clods, what do you consider a good night in tips?
I'm just happy to have a job there
pshhh, I wont get out of bed for less than $300 a night.
I don't work there but I'm so cute that the bartenders tip me!
I don't work there but I'm there so much that I have to tip well.
I own it, so I don't worry about tips.
I work there but I get my tips from the bartenders.
8. Do enjoy marajuana?
Yes
No
9. When having a conversation at Clods, what are you most likely to say?
I think (insert any bartender's name) is sooo cute!
Danza!
How about a bud, bud? Yup!
I gotta go home early man, I have to work here at 9 am tomorrow!
Dude, I have a midterm tomorrow and I haven't studied for it because I've been here evey night this week!
10. Are you a former employee of Clodfelters?
Yes
No
11. At after parties, what are you best known for?
Taking down spicy babes or any babe for that matter.
Dancing on Colt's coffee table and taking your shirt off.
Playing every 80's song that you know on the stereo.
Drunk driving 80 miles home so you make it to your "real world" job the next morning.
What's an after party?
Smoke out on Colt's porch.
12. How often can you be found at Clods?
Anytime I can make it down there (man I miss that place!).
I'm there more than I'm at my house and I don't even work there!
Any night that the cutest bartender is working.
I own it, so I'm there all the time, yup!
Every sunday morning shift and most lunch shifts. I'm so excited to be working here!
Four days of working and three days of drinking!

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