1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You're the new student in high school. How do you greet your new classmates? *Brightly* HI! My name is ______. Let's compare schedules! Maybe we can have lunch or something! *Shakes hands* Hi, I'm ____. What's your name? Hello. *Sheepish smile* What's up? Hi.4. Have you or anyone else ever considered yourself (seriously or jokingly) an airhead? Like, duh! No Well, let me explain... Not really Kinda Absolutely not5. What is/was your social group in high school? Sports jocks/Cheerleaders Nerds/Smartypants Everybody loved me! I was a loner Goths/Punks I got along well with most people6. Out of these, what is your most preferred color combination? Black + Yellow Pink + Blue Red + Green White + Brown Silver + Gold Orange + Purple7. On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest, how clingy would you say you are to your significant other/close friends? 1-2 3-4 5-6 7-8 9-108. Quality over quantity or quantity over quality? Quality over Quantity Quantity over Quality9. What would you get your significant other for Valentine's Day? Undergarments A dinner and a movie A box of chocolates, a dozen roses, and dinner by candlelight A card A hug and a kiss Nothing10. What kind of music do you prefer? Pop Love Ballads Rap/Hip Hop Classical Rock Country11. How do you like your burgers? Plain, just meat and buns Dressed, lettuce, tomato, onion, and cheese It varies each time I have one Loaded, cheese, pickles, mustard/ketchup, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion rings, etc... Veggie, with ketchup and/or cheese Typical, cheese, pickles, mustard, and ketchup12. What is your favorite season? Spring Summer Autumn Winter I love them all! They all have their ups and downs13. What do you think about Christmas? A warm time for celebration between family and friends. Food and presents! Yay! It's overrated. It's too cold. Winter break! Yay! Like the other holidays, it's a fun time.14. Which of these instruments would you prefer to listen to? Electric Guitar Piano Flute Pipe Organ Drums/Percussion Saxophone15. How often do you get in a bad mood? Constantly. Maybe every couple of weeks. A few times a year. Rarely. I never have bad moods, I'm always happy!16. Someone insults you. "Shut the hell up, %$^%$" Ignore it and go on with life Return the favor Open up a can of whoop-ass Explain to them that the fact that they had to say something exposes their foolishness and bid them a nice day. Get sad and cry about it17. Which TV show would you prefer to watch? Man vs. Wild The Hills Iron Chef Family Guy Seinfeld American Idol18. How many TRUE, close friends do you have? I'm a loner EVERYONE loves me :) About five Like, five One I don't know because there's a high turnover rate of friends19. Which of the following best describes your build? Slim/Slender Average Damn sexy! Stocky/More to love Cuddly It depends on the season20. Which of these would you prefer to eat? Apple pie Burgers and fries Chicken alfredo Sharp cheeses and crackers Lamb stew Bratwurst and sauerkraut21. Do you enjoy playing beer pong? I'm a champ! Eh, it's something to do at a party No Yeah, it's fun every now and then Count me out, I'll just hang out until you're done I drink alone at the bar22. Where is your ideal beer drinking place? Anywhere, any time! At home sitting in front of the fireplace on a chilly night At a park On the porch/deck In your room At the bar/restaurant/pub23. What kind of glassware do you prefer? Goblet/Chalice Mug/Stein Weizen Glass Pint Glass Oversized Wine Glass/Snifter Straight out of the can/bottle24. Good morning, sunshine! A most pleasant day to you too! Hi! *grumble grumble... gets up at 11am* go away *zzzzzzzzzzz* Good morning! Where's my coffee?25. Where do you like to shop? JC Penney, Sears, Macy's Hot Topic American Eagle, Abercrombie & Fitch Wal-Mart, Target The local thrift store Charlotte Russe, Wet Seal26. Which of these is your preferred automobile? Corvette convertible Lexus sedan Dodge pickup Harley Davidson motorcycle Jeep Wrangler Honda Civic hatchback27. Which of these countries most appeal to where you'd like to visit? Ireland Germany England United States Belgium I want to travel the world!28. Do you like this quiz so far? Yep! No. Eh, it's ok. I want to know what beer I am dammit!29. What letter does your last name begin with? A-F G-L M-R S-X Y or Z30. Do you like Smirnoff (or any of that type of malted beverage)? Yes No Never tried it I dunno, sometimes31. Why would you drink beer? Because it tastes good Because it's part of beer pong Because I like getting wasted Because my friends are having some Because it's the only thing to drink at a party Because I want to forget about my worries32. If you were trying to gain the attention of the opposite sex, which of these would you do? Walk up to them, introduce yourself and shake hands Say hi and smile Play guitar or something and wait for them to say something to you about it I wouldn't try to gain their attention, I'm a loner Buy them a drink Bust out jokes and movie quotes33. Do you like chilly winter evenings to sit in front of the fireplace with a blanket? Indeed. Yep! No. Eh, whatever.34. Do you like hot summers in a pool or at a beach with a bbq? Indeed. Yep! No. Eh, whatever. It's nice to have chances like these to relax.35. What's your desired ABV? 4-5 4-6 4-7 5-8 6-12 7-1536. Do you generally like deeper, richer colors more or lighter, more pastel colors more? Deeper colors Lighter colors oOo colors! Yay!37. Would you rather indulge often or savor sparingly? indulge savor Just tell me what I am already!!!38. Which of the following is your personality closest to? Bouncy, outgoing, bubbly, happy-go-lucky, carefree Serious, headstrong, friendly, sometimes pessimistic Sweet, caring, attached, well rounded Center of attention, sporty, "hip", confident Warm, caring, spicy, lively None of the above/all of the above/some of the above/I don't know39. What makes you laugh? Common movie quotes Slapstick comedy Sarcasm Dry humor Idiots A lot of things make me laugh, I'm a happy person!40. What kind of beer do you most like to drink out of the following? (If your brand or type of beer isn't on here, choose answer 5, which will not affect your results and will take you to the next question, which will most likely have your style of beer listed) German Pilseners/Pilsners: Warsteiner, Bitburger, St. Pauli Girl, Radeberger Wheat beers: Sam Adams Summer Ale, Hoegaarden, Blue Moon Belgian White, Ommegang Witte Macro Lager: Labatt Blue, Budweiser, Corona Extra, Coors, Miller, Fosters, Michelob IPA's: Hopdevil, Hop Wallop, Stone IPA, Magic Hat Hi PA Next page (choose only if your style/beer isn't listed above)41. What kind of beer do you most like to drink out of the following? (If your choice isn't listed... well, too bad just pick one haha. If you already chose an answer, pick answer 5 on here or you'll mess up your results.) Belgian Ales: Trappistes Rochefort 10, Orval, Westmalle Tripel, Konings Hoeven, Grimbergen Dubbel Barleywine Style Ale: JW Lees Harvest Ale, Horn Dog, Monster Ale, Thomas Hardy's Stouts: Young's Double Chocolate, Guinness, Beamish, Murphy's, Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout, Sam Adam's Cream Stout I don't have a specific style that's my favorite. I answered the previous question.42. Did you enjoy this quiz? Yep! Nope! Eh, it's ok. I want to know what beer I am dammit!