What kind of beer are you?

Beer is the world's oldest and most popular alcoholic beverage. Throughout the ages, beer has evolved from a simple cooking task to an elaborate dynamic art consisting of many different styles of beers from all over the world. The good beer drinker does not drink to get drunk. Rather, they drink to be merry and appreciate the taste, texture, aroma, and feel of the beer. It is like appreciating the many forms of art!

Of course, not everyone is on the same level of appreciation. But there's a beer fit for every person (or is there a person fit for every beer?) When you have completed this quiz you will know what kind of beer you really are!

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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You're the new student in high school. How do you greet your new classmates?
*Brightly* HI! My name is ______. Let's compare schedules! Maybe we can have lunch or something!
*Shakes hands* Hi, I'm ____. What's your name?
Hello.
*Sheepish smile*
What's up?
Hi.
4. Have you or anyone else ever considered yourself (seriously or jokingly) an airhead?
Like, duh!
No
Well, let me explain...
Not really
Kinda
Absolutely not
5. What is/was your social group in high school?
Sports jocks/Cheerleaders
Nerds/Smartypants
Everybody loved me!
I was a loner
Goths/Punks
I got along well with most people
6. Out of these, what is your most preferred color combination?
Black + Yellow
Pink + Blue
Red + Green
White + Brown
Silver + Gold
Orange + Purple
7. On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest, how clingy would you say you are to your significant other/close friends?
1-2
3-4
5-6
7-8
9-10
8. Quality over quantity or quantity over quality?
Quality over Quantity
Quantity over Quality
9. What would you get your significant other for Valentine's Day?
Undergarments
A dinner and a movie
A box of chocolates, a dozen roses, and dinner by candlelight
A card
A hug and a kiss
Nothing
10. What kind of music do you prefer?
Pop
Love Ballads
Rap/Hip Hop
Classical
Rock
Country
11. How do you like your burgers?
Plain, just meat and buns
Dressed, lettuce, tomato, onion, and cheese
It varies each time I have one
Loaded, cheese, pickles, mustard/ketchup, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion rings, etc...
Veggie, with ketchup and/or cheese
Typical, cheese, pickles, mustard, and ketchup
12. What is your favorite season?
Spring
Summer
Autumn
Winter
I love them all!
They all have their ups and downs
13. What do you think about Christmas?
A warm time for celebration between family and friends.
Food and presents! Yay!
It's overrated.
It's too cold.
Winter break! Yay!
Like the other holidays, it's a fun time.
14. Which of these instruments would you prefer to listen to?
Electric Guitar
Piano
Flute
Pipe Organ
Drums/Percussion
Saxophone
15. How often do you get in a bad mood?
Constantly.
Maybe every couple of weeks.
A few times a year.
Rarely.
I never have bad moods, I'm always happy!
16. Someone insults you.
"Shut the hell up, %$^%$"
Ignore it and go on with life
Return the favor
Open up a can of whoop-ass
Explain to them that the fact that they had to say something exposes their foolishness and bid them a nice day.
Get sad and cry about it
17. Which TV show would you prefer to watch?
Man vs. Wild
The Hills
Iron Chef
Family Guy
Seinfeld
American Idol
18. How many TRUE, close friends do you have?
I'm a loner
EVERYONE loves me :)
About five
Like, five
One
I don't know because there's a high turnover rate of friends
19. Which of the following best describes your build?
Slim/Slender
Average
Damn sexy!
Stocky/More to love
Cuddly
It depends on the season
20. Which of these would you prefer to eat?
Apple pie
Burgers and fries
Chicken alfredo
Sharp cheeses and crackers
Lamb stew
Bratwurst and sauerkraut
21. Do you enjoy playing beer pong?
I'm a champ!
Eh, it's something to do at a party
No
Yeah, it's fun every now and then
Count me out, I'll just hang out until you're done
I drink alone at the bar
22. Where is your ideal beer drinking place?
Anywhere, any time!
At home sitting in front of the fireplace on a chilly night
At a park
On the porch/deck
In your room
At the bar/restaurant/pub
23. What kind of glassware do you prefer?
Goblet/Chalice
Mug/Stein
Weizen Glass
Pint Glass
Oversized Wine Glass/Snifter
Straight out of the can/bottle
24. Good morning, sunshine!
A most pleasant day to you too!
Hi!
*grumble grumble... gets up at 11am*
go away *zzzzzzzzzzz*
Good morning!
Where's my coffee?
25. Where do you like to shop?
JC Penney, Sears, Macy's
Hot Topic
American Eagle, Abercrombie & Fitch
Wal-Mart, Target
The local thrift store
Charlotte Russe, Wet Seal
26. Which of these is your preferred automobile?
Corvette convertible
Lexus sedan
Dodge pickup
Harley Davidson motorcycle
Jeep Wrangler
Honda Civic hatchback
27. Which of these countries most appeal to where you'd like to visit?
Ireland
Germany
England
United States
Belgium
I want to travel the world!
28. Do you like this quiz so far?
Yep!
No.
Eh, it's ok.
I want to know what beer I am dammit!
29. What letter does your last name begin with?
A-F
G-L
M-R
S-X
Y or Z
30. Do you like Smirnoff (or any of that type of malted beverage)?
Yes
No
Never tried it
I dunno, sometimes
31. Why would you drink beer?
Because it tastes good
Because it's part of beer pong
Because I like getting wasted
Because my friends are having some
Because it's the only thing to drink at a party
Because I want to forget about my worries
32. If you were trying to gain the attention of the opposite sex, which of these would you do?
Walk up to them, introduce yourself and shake hands
Say hi and smile
Play guitar or something and wait for them to say something to you about it
I wouldn't try to gain their attention, I'm a loner
Buy them a drink
Bust out jokes and movie quotes
33. Do you like chilly winter evenings to sit in front of the fireplace with a blanket?
Indeed.
Yep!
No.
Eh, whatever.
34. Do you like hot summers in a pool or at a beach with a bbq?
Indeed.
Yep!
No.
Eh, whatever.
It's nice to have chances like these to relax.
35. What's your desired ABV?
4-5
4-6
4-7
5-8
6-12
7-15
36. Do you generally like deeper, richer colors more or lighter, more pastel colors more?
Deeper colors
Lighter colors
oOo colors! Yay!
37. Would you rather indulge often or savor sparingly?
indulge
savor
Just tell me what I am already!!!
38. Which of the following is your personality closest to?
Bouncy, outgoing, bubbly, happy-go-lucky, carefree
Serious, headstrong, friendly, sometimes pessimistic
Sweet, caring, attached, well rounded
Center of attention, sporty, "hip", confident
Warm, caring, spicy, lively
None of the above/all of the above/some of the above/I don't know
39. What makes you laugh?
Common movie quotes
Slapstick comedy
Sarcasm
Dry humor
Idiots
A lot of things make me laugh, I'm a happy person!
40. What kind of beer do you most like to drink out of the following? (If your brand or type of beer isn't on here, choose answer 5, which will not affect your results and will take you to the next question, which will most likely have your style of beer listed)
German Pilseners/Pilsners: Warsteiner, Bitburger, St. Pauli Girl, Radeberger
Wheat beers: Sam Adams Summer Ale, Hoegaarden, Blue Moon Belgian White, Ommegang Witte
Macro Lager: Labatt Blue, Budweiser, Corona Extra, Coors, Miller, Fosters, Michelob
IPA's: Hopdevil, Hop Wallop, Stone IPA, Magic Hat Hi PA
Next page (choose only if your style/beer isn't listed above)
41. What kind of beer do you most like to drink out of the following? (If your choice isn't listed... well, too bad just pick one haha. If you already chose an answer, pick answer 5 on here or you'll mess up your results.)
Belgian Ales: Trappistes Rochefort 10, Orval, Westmalle Tripel, Konings Hoeven, Grimbergen Dubbel
Barleywine Style Ale: JW Lees Harvest Ale, Horn Dog, Monster Ale, Thomas Hardy's
Stouts: Young's Double Chocolate, Guinness, Beamish, Murphy's, Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout, Sam Adam's Cream Stout
I don't have a specific style that's my favorite.
I answered the previous question.
42. Did you enjoy this quiz?
Yep!
Nope!
Eh, it's ok.
I want to know what beer I am dammit!

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