What is Your Practical IQ?

You have heard of IQ, right? Well, this quiz is all about your practical IQ. The intelligence you were born with does not mean anything unless you know how to use it. Every living person has the potential to be a genius. Do you?

Since the dawn of time man has pondered the questions of the universe. The answers to the questions of the universe will not inform you how to wipe yourself. Only you can do that, with a little guidance from your parents. Take this quiz and find out just how high you practical IQ is...

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. At 2pm, a person who starts work on a 1st shift schedule of 7am and a person who starts work on a 3rd shift schedule of 11pm are hanging out. The 3rd shift person is tired and wants to go sleep. The person on 1st shift, who has the day off, starts complai
7pm
10am
7am
10pm
9pm
9am
4. The same question as before but with the people starting work at 12am for the 3rd shifter and 9am for the 1st shifter.
7pm
10pm
7am
10am
9pm
9am
5. When you change a roll of toilet paper you...
put the paper from the roll overtop.
put the paper from the roll underneath.
do not change the roll.
sit the new roll on the counter & use it that way.
do not use toilet paper.
have to get up from the toilet to get a new roll.
6. If your poo is black, it means...
you are not getting enough nutrition.
you are sick.
you have cancer.
you have blood in your poo.
you ate dark meat.
nothing.
7. If your poo is green, it means...
you are not getting enough nutrition.
you are sick.
you have cancer.
you have blood in your poo.
you ate white meat.
nothing.
8. When you change the oil in your car you...
do not have to change the oil filter.
use the old oil to suntan with.
put the same amount of oil back in it that you took out.
do not change the oil.
you check the air filter too.
throw the old oil in a garbage can in plastic containers.
9. Urine is...
full of bacteria.
sterile.
tasty.
stinky.
best in the pants.
solid.
10. Poo is...
full of bacteria.
sterile.
tasty.
stinky.
best in pants.
solid.
11. This quiz...
sucked.
was horrible.
was great.
made me sick.
gave me gas.
made me think.
12. I will go to Joey's myspace page after I take this quiz.
yes.
no.

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