What EXPRESS Player are you

Dudes.This is so dumb. Al i wanted was a little quiz about the team but they keep asking me to type paragraphs about it. and it has to be 150 words so there’s going to be a lot of words that mean nothing like hey how are you oh good that’s swell. red bull flugtag, new conditioner Pantene pro-v, softer shinier hair. oh god a tampon commercial that is so gross.. ultra downy. now some guy just put a paper monster in a paper shredder but somehow it was to do with an energy drink. now i just seen the gay kid on real world kissing another dude that’s gross. now the show is back on some gay guy is singing on the tv Robert or robin fick or something looser. up who’s calling at this hour? love it or hate it dog! So this is going to be one paragraph.

ok now this is a continuation of the previous paragraph but before i start typing all nonsense this is just a cool quiz or whatever take it and see who you get i wanna know who everyone gets suckas.. well now hte gwen stefani video is on and i dont know how much longer i can type about a hole bunch of nonsense because i think i am going to go nuts. but gwen stenfani is friggin hot man. im only up to 80 words and i need 150 words for each paragraph its so dumb. some girl sara is now on the tv shes dork. this ladies favorite celebrity is angelina jolie. haha now this new girl on the tv has the weirdest name in the world oralie. ok so maybe i can go on a little longer because now i only need liek 15 more words and i think i might have gotten it so lattterrrr

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If a goal is scored in over where are you most likely found?
Cheering from the bench
Passing the puck to the goal scorer
you are the goal scorer
sitting in the net
standing around near the blue line
kissing a guy
4. if a fight happens on the rink what are you most likely doing
talking smack to start the fight
fighting but taking the guy to the floor cause hes much bigger
grabbing someone to break it up
laughing
skating away
throwing haymakers
5. What kind of stick do you use?
Sherwood
doesnt matter its really a wand
whatever you steal from your brother
nice synergy
yellow thing
goalie stick
6. at an EXPRESS victory party where would you be found
Doing keg stands
holding peoples legs up for keg stands
standing in the corner not drinking laughing
playing your piano at home
putting out fires
saying no no i cant do keg stands ok ill do one
7. IF you suddenly find out your expecting a kid what do you do?
marry the baby momma
crap you're pants
deny it
cry
8. what position do you play
center
left wing
right wing
defense
goalie
wherever the other wing isnt playing
9. what are you most likely known for
working at budweiser
living in buffalo coming home every weekend
throwing awesome partys
asking girls out 5 mins be4 they leave for school
playing soccer
being a peinsT
10. in a season how many goals do you usually score?
0-5
5-10
10-13
13-17
17-25
11. what do you make sure you bring to every game ( cold or hot)
your long johns and under armour
under armour
you forget whatever you want to bring anyway
underarmour and leggins
12. how many shots a season do you block?
0-10
10-15
20-30
40-50
55-60
60+

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