What Dino or Pre-Historic animal are you? (2nd edition!)

A long time ago I wrote the first edition of this quiz. At the time I felt I had achieved quite a feat! Last summer, however, I ventured forth to Drumheller to learn all about dinos, prehistoric mammals, and other scary ancient beasts. This quiz takes into account information I gained from Drumheller. I believe it makes the results more accurate.

For some reason I am required to write two paragraphs here. So let me just say, for the record, that I removed pterodactyl from the quiz. No one ever got pterodactyl and I felt bad about it.

Created by: Matt
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
3. Three plates of food are in front of you: a steak, a salad, a salad that is made out of steak (but also has a bit of lettuce in there somewhere... maybe as a garnish). Which do you eat?
The steak
The salad
The steakalad
I eat nothing. The food you provide is merely a way to control me and I will not be held down by your rules, man.
4. You see a poor woman begging for change on the street. She looks like she's in genuine need and you have some spare change. What do you do?
Bite her head off and then cook her bones the next day.
Encourage her to find shelter by a river.
Tell her that she needs to make herself look prettier if she wants respect on the street.
Stab her.
Tell her a joke.
Give her your money.
5. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Lots of time. Over 2 hours.
No time at all. I roll out of bed and am out the door.
A moderate amount of time I suppose.
6. If you were in a gang, what would your role be?
Drug Runner
Drug Chemist
7. When it's cold outside...
you're like "hells yeah!"
you wear a leather jacket because you're a tough guy/girl.
you wear a hat but hope it doesn't ruin your hair.
you wear a hat that's supposed to be funny but really isn't.
8. Your motto is:
Bros before hos.
Eat first, eat later.
If you're going to die, die where there is lots of sediment so you'll leave clean remains.
When in doubt, make sexual innuendos.
Anarchy rocks!
9. When times are hard, where do you turn for help?
Cosmo or some other magazine
Carrot Top
My hommies
No one. I'm a loner.
My intense philosophic creed
10. You like to eat...
through a feeding nozzle
cole slaw from KFC
11. Do you believe in the Dino pope? Or are do you feel like you can connect to the dino gods without a mediator? or do you have your own dino beliefs?
Dino pope for life
me and dino Luther are tight
I have a strict creed that I follow
I believe in nothing, mr. lebowski
12. In your spare time you like to...
look into the mirror and blow kisses at yourself
conduct experiments with various chemicals
show people some of the tricks you can do
make some jokes
13. when people see you, they say...
Can I have your autograph?
please don't kill me!
nothing. they don't even notice you.
what is that? a feeding nozzle?
14. If you had to kill someone, how would you do it?
Bite them, logically.
Smother them.
Poison them.
Give them a good stabbin'
Through jokes.

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