What country are you?

If you were a country, what country would you be? What would life in your country be like? Would your country be rich and powerful or poor and needy?

This quiz is scientifically formulated by scientists to tell you what country you are most like. Read each question carefully, answer the questions truthfully, and enjoy.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How did your counry get its land?
It's always been ours
We took it from the people who were here first
It was promised to us... by God
Que?
We won it in a drinking contest
4. How would you handle an annoying neighbor?
Build a wall between our property
Sneak into their back yard and start living there
Nuke them
Surrender immediately
Hire the mafia
Challenge them to a drinking contest
5. What does your contry export?
Superior automobiles
Inferior automobiles
Cheese
Wine
Mail order brides
Immigrants
6. What would you wear on a date?
nice shirt and jeans
the latest fashion from Milan
the latest fashion from Paris
laderhosen
anything as long as it keeps me warm
a speedo
7. If you wanted to rebel against your mother country, what would be your first step?
Throw their precious tea into the harbor
Kill their leader and his family
Hire Zorro
Hire the Mafia
Off with their heads!
Hire Zohan
8. If you saw a bully picking on a smaller kid, what would you do?
Kick the bully's butt
Tell a teacher
Join the bully, he's winning
Hire Zorro
Hire the Mafia
Surrender immediately
9. Which weather do you prefer
The colder the better
Hot, hot, hot
All four seasons
Don't care
10. What is your favorite kind of movie?
Action
Romance
Comedy
anything with Jerry Lewis
Zorro
Don't mess with the Zohan
11. What kind of monument would you build in your country?
A tower of steel
A tower of bricks
A tower that unfortunately leans
We would put the body of our greatest leader on display
We don't need anything
Que?
12. What do you do for fun?
Hike in the Alps
Target practice
Watch a movie
Visit an art museum
Drink
Sneak into a neighboring country to find work
13. What is most important to you?
Family
Religion
Money
Nothing is important to me
Vodka
Laderhosen
14. What is your country's motto?
Liberty and justice for all
Viva la France
Mama Mia!
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tommorrow it is cold
Que?
Don't mess with the Zohan

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