1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. Are you French or English? French English4. What do you usually wear to work? Something nice, like a turtleneck. Something very, very casual. Something that's cool, not quite "casual". Something very professional/intimidating looking. A nice suit, I have to look good for my job.5. Where do you work? (Or would like to work) I'm the chief of police. No one messes with me! Damn squareheads... I'm a cop. I used to work for bomb squad, but I really want that desk job now. I'm work for television. I'm basically Don Cherry. I make fun of people for being French. I'm a cop. I enjoy being on the front lines where all the action is. I'm a coroner. I deal with dead bodies, but I don't think it's gross...6. Say there's a serial killer on the loose. What would you most likely be doing (or want to do)? I'd be pushing my guys to find him, but I'm much to busy/important to actually work on it. I'd be on the case, doing whatever it took to find the sicko. I'd be looking at his victims, determining how high the vic was dropped from a helicopter. I'd be provoking him on national television! I'd be on the case, following every rule in the book.7. Can you speak French? No, and I don't plan on learning. No, I have a little device in my brain that lets me speak it and I read subtitles under people when they speak. Of course I do. I spent time in Paris! H'of course I can. H'I am de Quebec. Yeahbutispeakreallyreallyfast. Yup. I'm from Quebec.8. Can you speak English? No good. Well, I prefer not to...but I can, I guess. Noijustspeakfrenchreallyreallyfast. Yeah, and I'm damn proud of it!!! I'm from Toronto, of course I can.9. What quote can you see yourself saying? Hey, we got somebody who can spick da french! Tattoo? Ou "Tyattoo"? OFF THE SUITCASE!! I don't know if you don't respect procedure because you're ignorant, because you're a lunatic, or just because you're French! Don't touch me, Frog!10. What best describes you? Boring Racist-ish, boisterous Wild, crazy, fun Cool The boss11. You have to go into a bar (in Quebec) to do some undercover work for a case. What's your approach? Tell all the Frenchies exactly what I think of them. Then, most likely, end up dead. I wouldn't be the one in the bar, but if my guy screws up... Order a ginger-ale. Show off my shiny Ontario badge to everyone. Promptly get beaten up. Go in cool as you please. Help your idiot partner who showed off his shiny Ontario badge. Throw the suspect in the trunk of your car. I'm more of a dead body guy, but I'd hit on the sexy waitress...;)12. Would you ever throw a suspect in the trunk of your car? If one of my guys did that he'd be OFF THE SUITCASE!!! No, it's against protocol. But hell, it might just be a Quebec tradition. If I was late for my daughter's ballet recital, then yes. It would suck if my car blew up, though. Meh, why not? If it was the only option I had, why not? If the suspect was French, why not?13. Can you swear in French? Yeah, I even taught my English friend how! Well, I can, but I speak too fast for people to understand. Well, my French friend taught me a thing or two... Yes. No, but I swear at Frenchies in English...does that count?