1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You're asked to house watch for a friend. You noticed that the house can use a bit of spring cleaning. Which of the following do you do? Nothing. You were asked to let the dog out and that's what you do. After all youre not getting paid for this gig! Scrub the floors, do all his laundry, clean out his fridge, and wash the curtains. After you finish, you take a shower, snoop though their things and take a nap. You invite a new person, that you just picked up at the bar, back for some more partying .You take the long way back to the house so your new friend can't their way back with out your help. You wipe up the doggie paw prints from the floor, wash a few dishes and pick up a few toys. No big deal, you're a very useful engine!4. You finally get a date with that guy/girl you've been crushing on. How does your evening end? A head toss and a see you later. They're not going to call you anyway, you just know it. They're all the same Tell them you're in love and start talking about paint colors, bedroom furniture and baby names Try to make out with them. When denied, you try to cop a feel. Wait and see what he/she does first. You're okay with whatever they're comfortable doing.5. What type of car do you drive? 1989 Oldsmobile Delta . A mini-van A van with "Free Candy" painted on the side A new hybrid with a vase for a flower in the cup holder.6. What are you most likely to be drinking with dinner? Whisky, you can't enough of that burn Wine, you love the way it makes you cheeks flush. The newest popular cherry flavored malt liquor. The sweetness of it masks the taste of GHB. Milk, it does a body good.7. What style of clothing best fits you? Jeans and flannel. Both in black Anything that get you attention. Even if you're boobs have to fall out Anything that comes off quickly Comfy is a must in you're favorite color.8. You are invited to a party where you only know the host. How do you act? Sit i the corner, alone, thinking you should have stayed home Talk the loudest, dominate all conversations and make sure all eyes are on you Find anyone who seems avaliable, give them your best romantic movie lines, while giving them a back rub. Politely make small talk until you find somebody who you have something in common with to chat about.9. What type of movie do you like best? Epics/Historical Drama P---o Comedy10. What is most likey to be in your freezer? Ben & Jerry's and TV dinners for one. Filet mignon, breakfast foods and a body parts of your ex lover Alcohol and Popsicles Soy burgers, turkey bacon and frozen yogurt11. What prescription are you most like? Prozac, you've been sad Haldol, you're crazy Viagra, not that you need it. Allegra, you're kitty makes you sneeze.12. What is your favorite holiday? Blech, you hate holidays Valentines Day, you can give away your heart and the one in your freezer Halloween, everyone id dresses up sexy. Easter, it's still cold but it's spring!