TheJerkThatIsAGirl

There are a fajillion people out there, including you.There are freaks, creeps,beauty queens, smarties, singers, writers, artists, etc. But there's still a very small and well known group out there that you've probably heard- the DORKS...

Are you a dork? Are you a totally pathetic loser that would be way better off living under gravinestone insted? Well, find out now,with Pantene Pro-V Haircare System! Oh, wait-I meant to say: Well, find out now with this quiz!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How many friends do you have?
I really don't care
Like...3, or something.
I dunno.
At least 5-10
None (wow, you're a loser! just kidding!)
Why should I tell you...punk.
4. Do you know what "Charlie The Unicorn" is?
WHAT?
Uhhh, it's obviously a unicorn named Charlie.
YEAH, DUDE! i luv charlie teh unicorn, yo!!
I have not heard of it.
I really don't give a fudge about it. Sorry.
Stick A Banana In Your Ear, dude!
5. Do you watch random videos on Youtube?
My parents won't let me (dang, my life sucks so bad!)
Always, dude!!
Why do keep saying "dude", like, every five seconds?...
Sometimes.
No, not really.
I do and I luv it! ;)
6. Do know why you're taking this stupid quiz that some random person (me) wrote???
Don't know...don't care, either.
Cause I wanna see if I'm a dork or not! Duh!
Dunno.
CAUSE I FELT LIKE IT. Jerk.
You mind-controlled me into to doing this!
Cause my life is so lame that I have nthing else to do.
7. Do you like hippies? p.s. Peace out!
Heck yeah! Who doesn't??
Nope, not really.
I hate them...hippies suck!
I like cheese.
Wait...what am I doing right now?
I like them.
8. Do you like Justin Bieber (I meant Beaver...or is it "Dweeber"?...)?
NO WAY IN HECK!!!!!!THAT KID(I MEAN LOSER)IS A TOTAL IDIOT AND DESERVES TO GO TO ----!
Nope!!
Well..kinda.
Yes.
I luv luv luv him! He's SOOOO cute! (gross. just saying.)
He makes me want to choke myself. Several times.
9. Do you like Converse shoes?
Yup!
I love them so much!
Eww!No way!
I guess.
What are Converse? (Seriously, look it up on Google!)
Not really.
10. What do you usually wear?
Sneakers/Shorts(or pants)/T-Shirt
Ballet flats/Skirt(or dress)/Pretty blouse
Boots/Skinny jeans/Cool t-shirt
Sandals/Loose Pants(or skirt)/Tank top
Sneakers/Sweatpants/Sweatshirt with t-shirt
High heels/Skirt(or jeans)/Tight shirt
11. If you could eat any non-edible item, what would it be?
Some dude's car.
My brother(s)/sister(s) (Unless you are already a cannibal...)
A paper clip.
Justin Bieber (although she would probably taste horrible!)
A laptop.
But if it's non-edible, ya can't eat it...
12. Qwerty!
Yeah, I get it.
Tyuio!
What?
Ha!
Er, afybbihigydtcv, or something?
Right back atcha!
13. Are squirrels awesome?
Yeah!
Of course!
They will forever be awesome!
SQIRLZ RULE 4-EVA!!
Uh huh!
Wait-why are these all pretty much the same??
14. If you could have any super hero name, what would it be?
The Super Duper Super Kid!
The Big Cheese!
The The Zesty Unicorn! (That's what I would pick!)
The I-really-don't-know-or-care!
I'm not so sure.
SUPA MEEEEE!
15. How do you walk?
Big steps/face out to the world/energetic/fast
Normal steps/head up/straight forward/normal pace
Small steps/slower/chin slightly lowered
Normal steps/slower/head down
Randomly walking/big steps/bumping into things
Dainty step/Jaw forward/normal pace/slight jump to your step
16. What's your favorite color?
RED:red,yellow,orange,pink,etc.
BLACK:black,gray,silver,etc.
BLUE:dark blue,sky blue,gray blue,teal,aqua,etc.
PURPLE:purple,indigo,lilac,violet,etc.
GREEN:grass green,lime,dark green,jade,etc.
WHITE:white, very light gray/light silver,etc.
17. ROLF?
LOL
OMG BRB
WTH
LMAO
ABC
P.O.O.P.
18. Are you cool?
YES
NO
: )
19. THE QUIZ IS OVER!!
Why, WHY??!
*sigh*, finally!
YES! Oh, I mean "noo..."
Er, ok, I guess.
Well, that just wasted a whole bunch of my time.
CHEEZE ROCKZ!
20. Actually it's not over.
ha.
ok...
CHEEZE ITZ!!!
lol

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