The VA geekhood litmus test

Sure, you think you're a geek, what with all your hipsterish square-rim glasses and iPod with your Elliot Smith, but just how geek are you really? Do you know your Romulan from your Wookiee? Probably not, idiot.

Take the quiz, or be a douchebag. Those are your only options, douchebag. Hey, don't blame me. Your mom told me to say it. Douchebag. Okay, that last one was all me.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Basic VA trivia: Past-tense design major.
Sang
Rang
Shrank
Gave
4. Advanced VA trivia: The director of Small Town Gay Bar is:
Malcolm Ingram
Jen Schwalbach
Walt Flanagan
Kevin Smith
5. In the short-lived TV series, Firefly, what is the pilot's name?
Hoban Washburn
Capt. Reynolds
Hoshi
Iceman
6. 37?
In a row?
At once?
What's funny about prime numbers?
Yes, 37.
7. How many gigawatts does it take to generate enough energy to successfully engage the flux capacitor?
1.21
0.4
355
12
8. Dr. Weird's laboratory is located on:
South Jersey Shore
Skull Island
Mars
10 Downing Street
9. Which of these is not a Matt Groening production?
Family Guy
Futurama
The Simpsons
Life in Hell
10. On the TV show, Wonderfalls, Jaye had the magical power to:
Speak with inanimate objects shaped like animals
Manipulate weather and water
Reverse space/time
Become invisible when people were not looking at her
11. "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
Mr. Spock
Luke Skywalker
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
John Locke
12. Who was the Wild Thing?
Rick Vaughn.
Ben Grimm
Jenna Jameson
Mitch Hedberg
13. Enter Sandman:Metallica as Wake Up:?
The Arcade Fire
Slayer
Wham!
Pearl Jam
14. Terrorist and shotguns are now:
Hippie and walkie-talkies
Politician and pistols
Nazi and cannons
Guido and baseball bats
15. The director of Return of the Jedi was:
Richard Marquand
George Lucas
Irvin Kershner
Lawrence Kasdan
16. Colonel K. hands missions out to:
Danger Mouse
Top Secret Squirell
James Bond
Delta Force
17. Bryan Singer directed Superman Returns. But who wrote it?
Dan Harris
David Goyer
Paul Haggis
Akiva Goldsman
18. Citizen Kane is notable for being the first major studio film to do what?
Deep focus photography
Three-point lighting
Combine live action with animation
Film in color
19. The punchline is a penis.
Sleepaway Camp
NIghtmare on Elm Street
Friday the 13th
Tales from the Darkside
20. Who had the choice of taking her to bed or losing her forever?
Goose
Jester
Wizard
Viper
21. Jamie Bamber and Katie Sackhoff:
Richard Hatch and Dirk Benedict
Pamela Anderson and Yasmin Bleeth
Barbara Walters and Merideth Viera
Belinda Carlisle and Kathy Valentine
22. What was Spielberg's first film?
Duel
Amblin'
Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind
Jaws
23. Vote Bloom!
Bill and Opus '88!
Daisy and Fern '92!
Ronnie and George '80!
Dukakis Forever!
24. The first names of this group's members are Steve, Tony, Hank, Janet, Bruce, Wanda, and Pietro.
The Avengers
The Justice League
The X-Men
The Superfriends
25. Wally West, Jay Garrick, and Barry Allen have all been called:
The Flash
The Green Lantern
Captain America
The Green Goblin
26. Which of these people were never auditioned to play Indiana Jones or Han Solo?
Tom Skeritt
Tim Matheson
Tom Selleck
Christopher Walken
27. "Up there, it's their time. Down here . . . it's our time, guys. Our time."
The Goonies
Explorers
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Adventures in Babysitting
28. Who stole Stan's pi?
Lewis
Lamar
Ogre
Hitashi
29. What is Tobias Funke's occupation?
Analrapist
Doctist
Psychologymnist
Telemarkevangelist
30. Robert DeNiro hosts the annual ______ Film Festival.
TriBeCa
Cannes
Sundance
Toronto
31. John Dorian and Christopher Turk are doctors at which hospital?
Sacred Heart
St. Mary's
Fulton County
Davis General
32. Which of these characters are not owned by DC Comics?
Beta-Ray Bill
Captain Marvel
Black Adam
Shining Knight
33. Irwin M. Fletcher's middle name is:
Maurice
Marcus
Mercutio
Michael
34. Which of these is not of Numenorean blood?
Celeborn
Isildur
Elendil
Aragorn
35. "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf---er."
John McClane
John McCain
John McBain
John McPayne
36. What has a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, a hair trigger, retails for $109.95, and can be found in the sporting goods department at S-Mart?
12-gauge double-barrel Remington
20-gauge single shot Berretta
.40-calibre Colt revolver
30-06 Browning rifle
37. This parrot is no more!
It's pinin' for the fjords.
Beautiful plumage, the Norweigian Blue . . .
It's restin'
I've got a slug.

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