The urbanculchie quiz

This is the urban culchie quiz. Many have never been the same after it. A few did however have a bit of a giggle and armed with this urban culchie knowledge, have gone on to lead glamorous and successful lives all over Ireland, and only a few have skipped bail and headed abroad.

Do you want to find out who you really are, and exactly where that Friesian cow came from? Thanks to this urban culchie quiz, in just a few minutes you will find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Are you originally from 'the country'?
Yes
No
I have never seen a cow in my life.
If this has anything to do with sheep I had nothing to do with it.
4. When you hear the words 'chaos on the M50' mentioned on AA roadwatch, do you:
Hit your head off the steering wheel, it's going to take you five hours to get home.
Cackle like a lunatic, sure why would anyone want to live in a city?
Smile at news from home as you try to tune in Tipp MId West radio from Singapore airport.
5. You've been stuck in work for ten hours, and you've done well. Do you now:
Go home and continue playing computer games.
Head out and party!
Get very very drunk.
Head off to play in a football match.
Think, that's enough, I need a cheap ticket to Oz!
Sit down to watch wife swap on the tv.
6. On a typical weekend you can be found:
Stuck on the loo.
Shouting 'Ref!!! offside' at the television.
Watching Munster or Leinster annilalate other teams.
Climbing mountains, doing charity work, organising events for your friends, going on a weekend break.
Stuck in front of the computer.
Catching a few waves, dude!
7. The most important thing in life is:
Sleep
Bailer twine
A full tank of petrol
Internet connection
Drink
Credit
8. Favourite television programme:
Green acres
Horse and country
Any sports channel
Playstation only thanks.
Location location.
Nationwide.
9. Your ideal date would be:
in a pub.
on a tour of their road frontage.
rescuing seals.
anywhere in Dublin
anywhere not in Dublin
doesn't matter, all that matter's is you're there. Who could ask for anything more?
10. Best hangover cure:
more drink.
less drink.
ten mile trek, it's already been planned.
reading a herd test.
update your website.
11. Have you ever driven around a roundabout backwards?
Yes.
No.
Yes, but I'm not telling you.
I can't remember.
No, that definitely wasn't me.
12. Type of car you drive:
a total banger.
dude, I live in the city and I don't need a driving license.
one with a good roof-rack.
very sensible, a bit like myself.
'drive' is a strong word.
Sold it to go travelling.

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