The Ultimate North Jersey Quiz

North Jersey... it's a place... it's a state of mind... it's a way of life. We've got it all at our fingertips right here, yessir. Just don't call us the sixth borough of NYC or insinuate that we're a vast toxic waste dump. We can get a little touchy about that.

So hey why don't you go ahead and answer the questions below. This quiz will tell you how North Jersey you are. Do your best and see how you compare against the rest. Good luck!

1. What is your age?
	Under 18 Years Old
	18 to 24 Years Old
	25 to 30 Years Old
	31 to 40 Years Old
	41 to 50 Years Old
	51 to 60 Years Old
	Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
	Male
	Female
3. Let's get this out of the way:
	Italian Sub or simply "Sub"
	Hoagie
	Grinder
	Hero
	Submarine Sandwich
4. Ever argue over whether Z100, K-Rock, or WPLJ is the best?
	Yes
	No
	KTU or Hot 97 is the best
5. What happens if you make a wrong turn in Paterson or Newark at night?
	Time to s--- your pants
	Stay calm and hope you find something familiar
	I don't know
6. When do you start making your plans for Memorial Day weekend?
	February
	March
	April
	May
	Nothing.. I don't make plans
	I don't make plans, but I I figure I'll crash at someone's place down the shore
7. How sick are you of hearing about the traffic on the BQE, the Major Deegan, or the FDR Drive?
	Yeah! I'm sick of hearing about traffic on roads I never use!
	Hey, I actually use those roads!
	I've never heard of those roads
8. Speaking of useless reports, what do you think about alternate side of the street parking rules?
	WTF, I hear about that every day and I don't care!
	Hey I actually DO care about that!
	I really have no idea what you're talking about
9. What do you think of South Jersey?
	Except for the shore, it may as well be a foreign country to me
	The way it was depicted in the movie Nothing But Trouble is totally accurate
	Hey shut up, South Jersey is great
	I really don't know anything about the difference between North and South Jersey
10. Why do you go to the Meadowlands?
	Giants, Jets, Nets, or Devils games
	Flea Market
	Horse racing
	Concerts
	The Meadowlands fair
	I don't go to the Meadowlands
11. You probably had trouble picking just one of the above. How many of those answers actually apply to you?
	Five
	Four
	Three
	Two
	Just one
	None, except the last one about not going there
12. Lenni Lenape means what?
	That's Bon Jovi's drummer
	It's a bar in Hoboken
	It was the Indian tribe that inhabited the area
	It's an Irish blessing popular in New Jersey
13. A little word association: Mecca is to Muslims as Paramus is to...
	..nature lovers
	..shoppers
	..techies
	..bikers
14. Are you a pro at navigating the overpasses near the Willowbrook Mall?
	Yeah totally
	No way. I try to avoid it!
	I know not of the overpasses of which you speak
15. What's the furthest west you've ever been?
	Pennsylvania
	Midwest, like Ohio or Illinois
	West coast
	Hawaii or similar
16. Bloomberg is...
	..governor of NJ
	..governor of NY
	..mayor of NYC
	..governor of PA
	..no idea
17. Ever drive through Mahwah, Saddle River or Franklin Lakes just to gawk at the huge houses?
	Yes
	Heck, I live there
	No
18. Ever been to the Elvis House around Christmas?
	Yeah!
	Nope
19. Do you remember school field trips to Liberty Science Center or Ellis Island?
	Yes
	No
20. Do you remember Jungle Habitat or Action Park?
	Yes
	No, but I heard about them
	Nope
21. Worst part of going down the shore:
	Litter on the beach, stuff floating in the water
	The godforsaken traffic on the parkway
	Too expensive!
	I have no clue
22. If you were going to go from the Parsippany/Morristown area to the Newark area, which highway would you take?
	287
	80
	280
	46
	The parkway
	24
23. Which of these doesn't belong:
	Jersey City
	Hoboken
	Weehawken
	White Plains
24. Most people who live in Ridgewood are poor or working class, true or false?
	True
	False
25. Coach House, Tick Tock, Nevada, Versailles, and Matthews are all what?
	Stores in the Garden State Plaza mall
	Diners
	Upscale restaurants
	North Jersey county names
26. Have you ever heard a person pronounce New Jersey like "New Joizee"?
	No
	Only idiots who think they are imitating a New Jersey accent
	But isn't that how New Jerseyans talk?

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