The Stacey Martin Quiz

This is a quize dedicated to the crap stuff I made up about Stacey, may I point out that 99% of it is completely untrue. I just won't tell you what part of it. Best of luck and may you all find it very funny. Kept me busy for ten minutes anyway.

This is a quize dedicated to the crap stuff I made up about Stacey, may I point out that 99% of it is completely untrue. I just won't tell you what part of it. Anyway, yes I have strange and warped sense of humour, thats why you all love me.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. How tall is Stacey Martin?
4"9
5"3
7 inches tall
She fits in a single tennis sock
2. Stacey is a glamourous model by day, but what does she do at night?
Sits in bed, eating beans, periodically farting and watching Hollyoaks lat night omnibuses.
Fights crime as the masked superheroine El Nacho
Turns into a hairy, slobbering vampire who stalks victims for their souls.
Stacey sleeps an average of 23 hours per day and only gets up to change her spectacles.
3. Stacey has a pet gerbil who lives under her bed, what is its name?
Mr Pinky
Pete Cashmore
Tits McGee
Oooooh something shiny
Elvis McFungle
4. Stacey Martin had a torrid 4 day affair with Boris Becker earlier this year, can you name the reason that Stacey called their romance to a halt?
He was a short, gimpy arse who kept badgers in the basement.
She found out he was actually her half brother's uncle's grandfather's cousin's father.
She became a lesbian feminist.
He left her to open his own cereal factory.
5. Stacey Martin eats nachos and only one other kind of food, what is it?
Taxi bars
Wagon Wheels
Carpet fluff
Crocodile eggs
Spagetti Bolognaise with cheese and onion crisps
6. How do you make a Stacey Martin cocktail?
Fill a glass with water, throw it over your own head and then bite your tongue off and stick it in the glass.
Mix 2 shots of tequila with a glass of lucozade, jump up and down on the spot and then belch loudly.
Put a straw in a bottle of pinot neenorneenor
Suck the last of the blue WKD out of the table cloth and then pass out
7. Stacey Martin was once in prison for 23 years. What crime did she commit?
She stole two potatoes and a flaggon of best scrumpy.
She fell out of a tree and caused grievious bodily harm to a sandal merchant.
She beat GeezerUK to death with Babi's model's underpants.
She protested against the use of hubcaps on public buses.
She shot a puppy.
8. In 1994 Stacey released a single which reached number 16 in the charts and became the first top 20 hit to feature the entire cast of Magnum PI. What was the name of the hit?
Baby waby I lovey dove you like an ickle bunny wunny yes I do ooh.
Undigested red meat can cause deficiency of the bowels.
The shoes on my feet are only slightly smaller then I had intended them to be.
Shut up and do me
Pink, pink, pink and fluffy stuff.
9. Stacey has a long term boyfriend who is 82 years her junior. What is his name?
Jack McWinkle
Tinker McNoggin
Ruud Van Nicklebocken
Dunston Hunterbundy
Geoff
10. Stacey Martin is made up of three main components, what are these?
Rainbows, pixie dust and the scent of vanilla
Electrodes, water and carbon
Spores, funghi and a water balloon
A pair of rubber gloves, some gaffer tape and something pink
Dreams and wishes
11. How attractive is Stacey?
She looks like the human incarnation of morning breath. Bad.
She is a pleasantly average looking British gal. Bit porky round the edges and needs a good wash.
I gouged out my eyes right before doing this test.
You mean she's a woman?
She's frigging beautiful and we all know it!
12. As we all now know, this quiz is complete bulls---, but exactly how will Stacey kill me after she reads it?
She will rub me vigorously with a lightly grained sand paper until I am no more then a bloody oozing mass of human flesh.
She'll set about me with a pair of nunchuks and then lop my head off with a samurai sword.
She'll have me assasinated by a monkey.
She'd never kill me, she's far too nice.

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