The Sad Person Test

How sad are you? Find out in this reasonably sad but truely exciting quiz which will truly reveal your secret level of sadness. Once and for all. No going

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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you own an anorak?
Yes
No
4. ... with five or more pockets?
Yes
No
5. ... Does one of them contain an A-Z?
Yes
No
6. Do you wear glasses?
Yes
No
7. Are they mended with Sellotape, fishing line, or epoxy?
Yes
No
8. Have you tried to grow a beard?
Yes
No
9. ... and failed?
Yes
No
10. ... because you are female?
Yes
No
11. Have you worn the same pair of trainers for more than two years?
Yes
No
12. Have you worn sandals with socks?
Yes
No
13. Are your jean turn ups more than four inches high?
Yes
No
14. Do people look at you and laugh?
Yes
No
15. Have you used a computer ?
Yes
No
16. Have you owned more than three home computers?
Yes
No
17. ... Was one of them a ZX81? (Which you built yourself?)
Yes
No
18. Have you ever had a Casio Calculator watch?
Yes
No
19. Have you ever got into and argument about whether C was better than Modula 2 or Pascal?
Yes
No
20. Do you collect old computing magazines for the nostalgic adverts (e.g., the Sinclair QL)?
Yes
No
21. Can you pronounce GIF, LATEX, JPEG, & SCSI?
Yes
No
22. ... Do you care?
Yes
No
23. Have you ever deliberately crashed a computer?
Yes
No
24. Do you have an email address, and prefer it to the phone?
Yes
No
25. Do you offer your email address to people before your name?
Yes
No
26. Have you ever joined electronic chatline called "HotSex" (or similar) and discovered that all the "women" chatting were really men pretending to be women?
Yes
No
27. ... Were you one of them?
Yes
No
28. Do you hold conversations in jargon?
Yes
No
29. ... with Acronyms/Abbreviations?
Yes
No
30. ... in C/Pascal/Assembly language?
Yes
No
31. Do you shout "NUKE 'EM!" in Lemmings?
Yes
No
32. Have you played more than three versions of Tetris?
Yes
No
33. Have you ever been Elite?
Yes
No
34. Are you waiting for the virtual reality game of "Leisure Suit Larry"?
Yes
No
35. Do you sometimes play computer games for more than three hours a day?
Yes
No
36. ... more than six hours?
Yes
No
37. ... whilst asleep/eating/in the bath?
Yes
No
38. Have you ever had more than thirty computer games at any one time?
Yes
No
39. ... More than 100?
Yes
No
40. Do you get ever so upset if someone knocks you off the high score table?
Yes
No
41. Do you buy computer game hint magazines?
Yes
No
42. Do you want to buy a Sega Megadrive?
Yes
No
43. Do you know what R.P.G. stands for?
Yes
No
44. Do you know what these are: PC, NPC, FRPG, GURPS, THAC0?
Yes
No
45. Do you own more than one RPG?
Yes
No
46. Do you own a d20?
Yes
No
47. Do you own more than 100 dice?
Yes
No
48. Do you own a d100?
Yes
No
49. Have you ever played an RPG by yourself because no one else turned up?
Yes
No
50. Have you ever played an RPG by yourself because no one else turned up?
Yes
No

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