The Retard Quiz - Version 2.0

You might look upon retarded people with a sneer, as though they are all beneath you, or you might try to treat them differently, as a result of their "specialness." But the truth is, these people are not alone in how their brains process things differently - as a matter of fact, most people fit into their category.

But are YOU retarded? You might not see yourself that way. You probably see yourself as an intelligent human being. But thanks to this quiz, the second installment of "The Retard Quiz" - new, improved, more intellectuamal, and awesome - you have a reliable way to prove yourself wrong. So...are you ready? It will only take a few minutes, and then you'll know the truth...

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Have you ever tripped going downstairs?
Yes
No, but I have going upstairs
No
All the time!
4. Are you easily entertained?
Yes - ooh, look at the chair...
Not really...
I'm tough to please
THIS QUIZ IS THE S***
5. Do you often laug at things no one else seems to find funny?
No - that's wierd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you spelled laugh wrong
I don't really know
Yeah, but not all the time
6. Have you ever attempted to retrieve lost food in a toaster with a metal object?
Yeah, and i got the scorch marks to prove it
No - what, do you think I'm retarded?
Only when people arent looking - i like the fuzzy feeling
Um...no
7. Are you fascinated by fire?
HECK YES!!! Oh, and when you add lithium to gas it makes it burn a reallyreallyreally pretty green...
No way! Fire bad
Yeah - spiders pop when you burn them
Yeah - shiny
8. Do you always laugh at your own jokes?
No - I'm not that odd
Yeah, cuz my jokes are da bomb
Only when no one else is looking
People might get the wrong image of me
9. Are you easily distracted by shiny objects?
This quiz isnt shiny - whats up with that?
Im so phat yo
YEP!!!
Uh...should I not be?
10. Have you ever licked a metal object outside in freezing weather on a dare?
Mahthongiththtuck
No way!
I dont need to be dared
I need to try it when I have the time
11. Are you frequently random and/or change the subject often in conversations?
Do you notice how when you stare at a bright light and then close your eyes you can still see it?
Na, I just roll with the flow
My penis hurts...uhm, what was that?
I think the option above me is wierd. I'm a freaking chick!
12. Have you ever microwaved living organisms?
Does lettuce count? BLECK!
NO WAY!!! I love animals!
Yeah, on a dare
Worms dont taste as good when you scrape em off the glass
13. Have you ever dated Sienna? (trick question bwahaha)
Heck yes! She's HOT!!!
F*** NO!!!
She makes me tingle all over
Who the hell is Sienna?
14. Have you ever stuck your finger in an electric socket?
No, but I have been electrocuted
Th-th-th-that's f-f-f-f-un (SIZZLE)
Tey be takin mae bucket!
Nah, that would hurt
15. Is the world round?
No
Yes
Pie
Is this a trick question?
16. Have you ever eaten disgusting things without profit?
No, but I do eat for profit
No way that's so ghetto
All the time!
Does meat count?
17. Have you ever walked into a glass door?
No
Yes
I always thought it was an invisible force field created by evil faeries
So THATS what it was! i thought I was just imagining it
18. Do you often repeat yourself when asked questions?
No
Yeah
Tricksssssy Hobbitssss!
Your MOM!
19. Is it majorly badass to dress up as a Power Ranger for Halloween past teen years?
HECK YES!!! Pink's my fav
That's my regular school clothing
Power Rangers are awesome!
No, that's just creepy
20. Do you talk to yourself when angry/upset?
No. Shut up. No I dont! Whatever, you dont know anything
No, those people are nuts
Why do you need to be angry or upset?
Nah, my imaginary friends are enough company :)
21. Does Harry Potter truly exist?
Yeah
No, but wizards do
OCCULT!!! BACK TO THE SHADOWS, FANTASY!!!
He's my best friend
22. Have you ever attempted to cross through the barrier for Platform 9 3/4 to see if you're a wizard/witch?
I plan to destroy that stone heap of devil's work
No
Heck yes
I succeeded
23. What's your favorite show to watch?
The Colbert Report
Scrubs
CNN
Baby Einstein
24. Are you ready to answer some average knowledge questions?
Yes
No
Blarg
42
25. Do you repeat yourself many times when asked questions?
Yes
No
Wait a sec
I can touch my lungs if I hold my breath in and stick my fingers under my ribs and it HURTS
26. What would you do if someone called you retarded?
Spank them
Punch them
Insult them
Lick them
27. What is the correct answer to this question?
I dont know
26! The number of the question! DUH
My lungs hurt really bad now
I dont really care
28. Which of these is a true screamo band?
Bullet For My Valentine
OJ Simpson
Circle Takes the Square
The Devil Wears Prada
29. Who was the artist who created the song "Get Low?"
Chris Brown
I Set My Friends On Fire
Lil John
Eminem
30. Are you taking this quiz?
No, my imaginary friend is
Yes
I dont know
...you! crank dat soulja boi...

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