The Retard Quiz

There are many stupid people, but few true retards. Retardness is, afterall, quite exeptional. What is a retard? A retard is someone who has an exraordinarily stupid mind, is unable to solve simple problems, and see the world through an entirely novel point of view.

Are YOU a retard? Do you have the stupidity to qualify for that sucky title? Until now you could only wonder. But thanks to this great quiz, in just a few minutes you will find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. 2 + 3 =
a million
4
5
4 anda half
3
4. You find a piece of candy on the sidewalk. What do you do?
Yum!!! Eat it!
Dive at it
Walk by it.
Depends on what kind of candy.
I pick it up and sell it.
5. Internet cookies.
Food?
Yeah, those can really be fun to play with.
OMG L331 !!! !! !!!!! !!
Huh... what does this question have to do with this?
Disable em right away!
6. You find yourself lost in the woods. You have a compass in your pocket. You...
Eh? What's a compass?
Draw circles with me compass!
Cry.
Use the compass and find my way back home.
7. You're on the top of the Empire State building and fall off. What do you do?
Try to wake up! It's worked before!
It depends on how tall it its.
Scream.
I'm not stupid enough to stand on the top of it and fall off.
8. 1000 x 1000 x 10000 x 2 x 45 x 00 x 15 x 9000 x 3 =
-1000!
What ze heck? How do I solve THIS?
0?
Food?
364500000000000000
9. Your name is...
Zargo
Foodlestick
Moomoo
Qwertyuiop
Other
10. When you're done with a disposible camera, you...
throw it away.
hug it.
cry - it's DEAD! : (
Whats disposible mean?
develop it.
Food?
11. A stranger gives you a weird smelling liquid and leaves. You...
drink it!
ask him if you can have some weird food too!
throw it out.
12. You go to sleep and wake up 10 minutes later. You find yourself in a strange land. A bomb explodes next to you. It did not harm you. Somebody stabs you with a needle. How long did you sleep for?
what? how can I solve that?
I can conclude this is a dream.
10 minutes.
Is there food in this strange new world?
Must be an aftereffect from the liquid...

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