The REAL Nerd Test

There are many quizzes on the internet to tell you if you are a nerd. But most of them are completely wrong and only talk about the fake, cliche nerds.

Are YOU a true nerd? You don't need to sit in the front of the class to be a true nerd, but you will need a handy calculator! Take this quiz and find out!

Created by: Mother Parker
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What OS do you represent?
Mac OS
Windows
Linux
Other
4. Where do/did you sit in class?
Front
Middle
Back
Strategic Place as Far Away from Teacher as Possible
5. How many monitors do you have on your desk, connected to one computer?
0
1
2
3
4
4+
6. What video game company do you represent?
Nintendo
Microsoft
Sega
Atari
Sony
Other
7. What calculator do you carry with you in your pockets? (if more than one, choose the one you use the most)
Scientific Calculator
Graphing Calculator
Arithmetic Calculator
The Calculator on my Phone
None
Abacus
8. How many computers do you have ready to use right now?
1
2
3
4
5
5+
9. If you had the choice between going to school tomorrow, or not, which would you choose?
Go to school!
Stay home!
10. What would you do while sitting at home?
I said I was going to school!
Watch TV, social networking sites
Watch p--- and jerk off!
Program, program, program!
Sleep
Various tasks online that aren't social networking sites
11. Can you read/write in binaric code?
Yes
What are you talking about?
No
12. How often do you argue about a certain company being better than another company?
Whenever I get the chance!
When someone starts the argument.
Never
Who really cares?
13. Is God real?
Yes
No
14. Is God real?
Yes
No
15. On a scale from 1-5 how good is the IrateGamer at reviewing games?
1. He is a rip off of AVGN and he doesn't know his crap
2. He's OK, but used to rip off of AVGN.
3. He's pretty good.
4. He's really good. His reviews are informative and funny.
5. He's amazing. Anyone saying he rips off of AVGN is blind. Plus, his reviews are very funny. I laugh all the way through.
Who's the Irategamer?
16. How do you spend your Friday nights?
Sleeping at 8:30 p.m.
Out with friends
Social Networking Sites, TV
Internet besides social networking sites
Programming until 7 a.m.
Getting laid by a very hot chick.
17. Favorite car brand?
Ford
Honda
GM
Chevrolet
Other
Who cares, as long as it goes!
18. Mario or Sonic?
Mario
Sonic
If Mario was shooting people with explosions, then Mario!
If Sonic had realistic graphics, then Sonic!
They both suck because of terrible graphics! Give me some Madden and Halo!
19. What do you do during Math class?
Pay attention
Work on homework due tomorrow.
Quick! Finish homework due today!!!!
Play/program on graphing calculator
Text
20. How many good friends do you have?
Under 4
4-5
5+
Does this count online?
None
21. How many enemies have you made online?
A couple
None, I don't use the internet to communicate at all!
Too many to count!
Does this include on social networking sites?
If I get a low score on this quiz you'll be the 10,493,331
If I get a high score on this quiz and my friends find out you'll be the first!

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