the official DUMB test

This is the official quiz to test your dumb-ness. Take this quiz to see how dumb you really are. I love you bunches for taking this quiz. Okay so this has to be 100 characters. So im just typing random s---. Like Now.

So are YOU dumb. I don't know and you don't know so start selecting answers to find out!! Oh YEAH remember we are all super duper awesome no matter how dumb we are!! (**cough cough**)

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. You're in the woods, and it's dark out-pitch black-I mean REALLY DARK, but you have a match, and you have some stuff that you can light on fire. So, what do you light first?
Candle
Wood
Match
Newspaper
2. What has a tail and a head, but is missing a body (arms, legs, torso, etc.) ?
roadkill
a quarter
a snake
3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
A newspaper
Charcoal
An embarrassed zebra
4. Select the best answer:
The best answer.
The better answer.
The greatest answer.
click me. I'm the best answer, I promise
5. There are nine players on a baseball team, and their coach has a basket with nine baseballs in it. Can the coach give each player one of the baseballs and still leave one in the basket?
Yeah
Um.....
Nope
6. If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?
three
two
none
your mom
7. A red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made from blue bricks, a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks. What is a greenhouse made from?
glass
green bricks (duh)
IDK
huh?
8. Do they have a Fourth of July in England?
No. Why would they??
Yes
No.....Yes....IDK
9. A rancher has 33 head of cattle standing in a field, when suddenly a bolt of lightning kills all but 9 of them. How many head of cattle are left standing?
0
9
Whats 33-9?
24
10. George Bush's approval rating has recently fluctuated between 35% and 60%. Approximately what chance does George Bush have to win the 2008 Presidential election?
100%
0%
He's not gonna win because he is a dumbass
11. Some months have 31 days, and some months have 30 days. But how many have 28 days?
one
none
12
Uh............ MY HEAD HURTS!!
12. You're the pilot of an airplane that travels from New York to Chicago - a distance of 800 miles. The plane travels at 200 MPH and makes one stop for 30 minutes. What is the pilot's name?
Amy
Maria
Sandy
None of the above
13. If the Vice President of the United States died, who would be President?
Me
George
Bill Clinton
your mom
14. Two U.S. coins are worth a total of $0.30, and one of them is not a nickel. What are the coins?
Huh?
yellow
a nickel and two quarters
one nickel and one quarter
5
none
15. Is the last question
NOPE
Ha ha this is a trick question so i know im supposed to click this one
Yes
IDK?
16. Did you like this quiz?
Yes
I luved it
Nope it tried to test my intelligence
It sux

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