The Most Amazing Qu--Hey, Look, Candy!

I'm sure you're used to those quizzes that tell you what kind of person you are based on logical questions. Or at least quizzes that PRETEND to be based on some type of logic.

This is not one of those sissy quizzes. This quiz is based on a couple of girls deciding to make a quiz about something. It's pretty darn spiffy. Or nifty. Or posh. Or jolly.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What's your favorite color? (You have to have this question, because otherwise the world will explode.)
Purple.
Puce.
Green.
Black.
Red.
Lime green.
4. Do you like grapes?
Yes. I mean, NO. Um, I'm hardcore. I don't like anything.
Yesno. I mean, yes. NO! I don't know. This is a very difficult question.
Okay. I'll go with that.
Yes, of course! I love ALL fruit.
Grapes? What are grapes? I only eat...grime.
NO! *breathes fire* I devour everything in my path, whether I like it or not.
5. Who is the coolest person in the universe?
Hillary Duff
Brian Regan
My imaginary friend
Orlando Bloom
Myself.
Barney. I mean, Marilyn Manson.
6. Best animal sidekick?
Shark.
Puss in Boots.
Dori.
Gremlin.
Bunnies--I mean, rabid groundhogs.
Sasquatch.
7. Accessory of choice?
Dead animals. (aka fur)
iPod.
Diamonds.
Weapons.
Dr. Seuss hat.
Pink purse. Ah, um, chains. And black things. Yeah.
8. How do you want to die?
Old age.
Jumping out of a plane.
I don't want to die! I mean, death. Good.
I do not understand this death which you speak of.
Death? I AM death. Muahaha.
Suffocation by cologne.
9. Who is the best pirate?
Jack Sparrow.
Westley
Blackbeard
Calico Ann
Mr. Gibbs
I am.
10. Do you believe in fairies?
I kill fairies.
Fairies? Fairies? What fairies? I loooooove fairies!
I love fairies! I mean, NO! No! Stupid fairies.
Nah.
I do believe in fairies, I do! I do!
I am a fairy.
11. What's your favorite flower?
Purple flowers.
Venus Flytrap.
Rose.
Stinkweed.
Every kind of flower.
Flowers! Ooh! Er, yuck.
12. What word appeals to you most?
Beauty.
Sleep.
Kill.
Love! Um, hate. Darkness. Evil. Despair. Those kinds of things. Yeah.
Randomhyperyaygowow!
Dirt.
13. When was the last time you took a shower?
Shower? I don't take showers.
I think I fell asleep.
I take five showers a day.
I don't take showers. I take baths. Blood baths.
YAY! SHOWERS!
Um, I'm trying to think of something depressing to say about showers.

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