1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. HEL000!!! My frENzdZ!!!! Are Yoo reaDY for MOR Awesum!!!?? Yes Totally I NEED TO USE THE LOO!!!! yEs Noooooo What am I doing here?? 4. What coLOr is the 563rd page In yoar Local phone BOOk???! 5 Pee White B'loo Transparent This is the YELLOW PAGES!! It's green, duh! 5. If Skip hops 3 feet, Hop jumps twelve meters, Jump springs 5 feet, and Spring skips 48 inches, what did I have for lunch? Duhhh... Nobody can jump 36 feet, ya dope! A ham sammich A roast beef (!) sammich Pizza Let me see... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT YOU BUGGING ATE FOR LUNCH AFTER I JUST FIGURED OUT THAT HUGE EQUASION??? *pant pant* 6. Whoe iz yoar heroe?? Spongebob You, of c0@r$3!!! Calkyoolaturz arr yummie Fred Annoying Orange (heheheahaha!) Weird Al 7. what comez after 33 62 8 14 90 12 6,783 8. IMMA FIRIN MY _____ Urine stream Employees LAZER BLAAAARGH!!! It's "mah", not "my" Well I think the word "mah" is annoying It's still spelled wrong 9. YOU HAVE TO DO ONE OF THESE DARES OR YOUR TOILET WILL OVERFLOW!!!!! Lick a hobo's foot Keep a rabid frog in your pants all day Stick your hand in a toilet at Grand Central Station for a whole minute Give me $100 Tell your boss he's a big fat dunderhead 10. This question is t0t@lly R@nDuM!!! One, count em, ONE aNswer gives you +6 points, 5 gives you -6!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!! HOOLIGAN HARRY SAYS HELLO!! Skippy ska-da-doo! HELP MOMMY I'M BEING DROWND BY TUPPERWARE AGLBGLUBGLUB!! Ey gunk No Truefalsenoyesmay121975e=mc2 11. What is scarioer to yew!!???? living p-p-p-p-pants!!! AAAAA!!! a waffle with a mind of it's own baluga whales in a v formation THE STUPID ROAST BEEF SANDWICH THAT KILLED ME IN THE LAST QUIZ!!!!! 12. What part of the body would you rather lose?? Lemonade toe hat spleen Picture frame hard drive 13. What is NOT a word for pants? Accordion Telephone Trousers Computor Machine gun Squid 14. Wha? Huh? OH NOES!!!! WE AM FALLING INTO A PITT!!! HELP!!! AAAA-THUMP! Oh great, and I just had a liver replacement Aw man, the firemen just pulled me out of a pit this morning! Whuuuu.....??? Linolium 15. Our visionary image receptors ajust to the darkness. On one side, a tunnel leads in to darkness... and in the other side... OMYOTTERS IT'S A KILLER PIANO!! RUNNETH!!!!! RUNNETH LIKE DIARRHEA!! Oooh, stick around! I learned a new piece just last Tuesday I am stupid so I get eaten By a piano. Wow. you really are dumb. 16. We are chased until we encounter a pool of peanut butter and sock-sucking leaches!!! Swam crossed, we were fine, because we swam faster than thems OOOHHH!!! P3@NUT BUTT3R!!!! OMPICKLES!! This obviously looks like a trap.... Gameboys are fun to stik up my nose!! 17. We swem acroas and enCOunter a pile of numbers!! Creamy poo ok... CoWNTing Time!!! I LEarnEd thQAT on SERSAmie STReat!!!! I don't do math 18. We get ConsWEWmed bY a vicious 93!! I want bacon!! I'm sleepie OOOOH!! TELETUBBIES BIG MAK sope 19. A hobo runs UP TO YOU, sticks a spigot in your bladder, and runs away!! Cool, i can tern my pee on and off!! OK..... aw man???? 20. What prettie shape dost thou chooseth>??!! ♦ ☼ ♫ Ω ◙ ▓ 21. what doo you wash yer hare with? Alpo Lawndrie Deturgint Ajax Bear pee Soap operas 22. Whaddaya want to eat!!??? I haven't got all day!!!??? Value meal Waffles Burgerr Wings Coak Shake 23. What is le best rootin tootin word for ____ Pancakes Hotcakes Flapjacks Lil' circles of joy I can't see it with all this syrup 24. How do you pronounce ____ Sir-up Syer-up See-yare-up Syeer-up 25. MOY MOY, NERDS HAVE INVADED THE LUNCHEON!! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?? Act like moroanz...durrr.... Throw an algebra book for them to fetch Ask 100's of stupid kompyewtur questions Hang up a sign that says [Azeroth: Twenty miles east] I am a nerd! E=mc2! 26. .nosaer on rof sdrawkcab si noitseuq sihT What??? Okay, you're the boss Yes. yes. Spagetti IS deep g guyhtr fyhtyh7 27. ˙uosɐəɹ ou ɹoɟ uʍop əpısdn s,əuo sıɥʇ huh??? Youre confising meee???? Bees with split personalities will surely mean the end of cold toilet seats! ¿¿¿ʇɐɥʇ op noʎ pıp ʍoɥ looɔ What-everrr! 28. ɐɾɐɾɐɾɐɾ ¡sıɥʇ pɐəɹ oʇ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op puɐ ɹoɹɹıɯ ɐ oʇ ɹoʇndɯoɔ ɹnoʎ ƃɐɹp oʇ əʌɐɥ noʎ ʍou puɐ I did, and I got the message What gives??? Shiney porkchops! 29. Sonny the dragon lived by the sea!
He had bladder problems and always had to pee! He asked for help but the doctor said "No can do" Now besides peeing he always had to poo! Now Sonny was forced to live life on the john But one day his family said, "He's gone!" A trail of sewage led them to a cave Where Sonny was eating a woodpecker's slave! 30. POP QUIZ!!!! Who in the movie Open Season is a deer? Boog the bear McSquizzy the squirrel Elliot the deer Mr. Weenie the dog Beth the human 31. Word scramble! This is the question last. Question is this last the? This is question the last? Is this the last question? This is the last question? 32. WRONG, SUCKERZ!!! meh ok... CD UP IN YO DISC DRIVE, FOO!! I AM a sucker... Haw haw 33. What is your favorite color? Green Blue Red Mauve Yellow 34. No, it's not Well it's one of my favorites... You're right, I lied Yes it is!! Sponge 35. BYEEE!!! Doant forget to take the 1st, 2nd, and upcoming 4th "ImpOssIBLE rANDUmbo TEst"!! And remember kids, be with using right gramerz because you's getting good job when used gud gramar. BYEEE!! LOVE THE QUIZ!! FInally... Rats...this was fun LOOK IMA SUNSHINE ☼!!!!! OKay 36. ONE MOAR: What's yer favrite book?? How to Count to 3 in Forty-Seven Easy Lessons Elmo Deals Crack The Art of Toilet Cleaning by Tongue How to Poop Accurately How to Release Anger Through Passing Gas 1010001111001010: A Tale of a Nerd and His Totally Pimped Out Computer