the "How well do you know AKH?" quiz

READ THIS NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE READ THIS BIT OK SO READ IT NOW NOW NOW NOW *breathes and gets out of mrsmes mode* ... hi, I'm AKH and you probably don't know me, so read my blog at akh505.wordpress.com, go on ... DO IT NOW I NEED MORE HITS, then once you've read it come back here and show how awesome you are and how descriptive and interesting I am by getting 100% on this quiz.

... And if you fail, don't worry, I'll probably only torture or murder you at worst. Remember that I don't know who you are or where you live, but I will find out, because I have evil superpowers.

Created by: AKH of teh AKHLog
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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you know who AKH is?
OMG YES I SO DO UR BLOG IS AKH505.WORDPRESS.COM AND IT'S AWESOME!!!1!one!!
Yes ... I think ...
no, I just took this quiz because I am a retard.
no, I just took this quiz because I am bored.
4. Which of these sites do I like best?
teh GMC & YoYoGames.com
DDBoard.com
POKEPLUSHIES.COM
your blog
rumandmonkey.com
ultrapasswords.com
5. Which of these pplz do I hate the most?
mrsmes
Tuntis
Bobserge
pythonpoole
naruto8foxkid
father of smes
6. Do you think I'm awesome?
YES!
You're OK.
No.
You suck!!!
7. Have I left the DDBoard permanently due to weblord (teh admin) being a imcompetent and useless motherf*cker?
Yes.
You haven't left forever and return from time to time, but you do think that about weblord.
You are the complete opposite of that. You spent every waking hour of your life on the DDBoard.
You left, but not just because weblord is a f***.
You left but return from time to time, and weblord is not the only reason you left.
8. On average, how many posts do I make on my blog each day?
1000000000000000000000000000
1
2
0.5
3
3-4
9. Am I British?
no, you are Pakistani.
no, you are American.
Yes, from somewhere in Britain.
You are Scottish.
You are English.
10. Do I consider gamemakerblog.com and GM News my rival blogs?
Yes, and you intend to destroy them.
Partially, due to the fact that your blog isn't entirely about Game Maker. Just mainly.
Yes, and you intend to become more popular and well-known first, then crush them like the pathetic bugs they are ... especially GM News.
No, you don't consider them rivals, you consider them allies.
11. On the internet, do I have more enemies than friends?
Yes, everyone hates you because you are a moron.
No, everyone loves you.
Yes, you can't keep your online mouth shut or bite your online tongue.
90% enemies 10% friends.
12. Has anyone ever been removed from my enemies list?
No, once someone goes there, they stay forever.
Yes, the DDBoard people were taken off when you left.
No one except the DDBoard people who you no longer care about have been taken off yet, but you might consider taking people off in rare situations.
13. Do I avoid the number 13?
Yes, don't look at the number of this question.
No, in fact you are obsessed by the number 13.
No, the number 13 doesn't bother you.
14. Do I have a problem with NakedPaulToast's blog?
No, you in fact like it, that's why it's on your blogroll.
Yes.
15. ZOMG WHEN IS MY BIRTHDAY?
31st February
25th December
29th May
17th June
12th April
286th Smarch
16. How many accounts do I have on YoYo Games.com?
just the one
2-5
6-10
11-15
16-20
20+
17. Do I take notice of my speaking style?
No.
a little.
You're practically obsessed.
18. Do I say "Anyway" too much?
no, just the right amount.
if you didn't sometimes say "Anyways" instead then yes.
You never say that.
19. Did I think weenom was a n00b?
Yes and then you got pwnt.
No, you always saw him as the awesome game maker he is.
you don't even know weenom.
20. Have any of my games had over 1000 plays?
Yeah, but only because you cheated and increased it's rating with all your accounts.
no. Because you fail. Like GM News.
all of them have had several thousand plays.
21. how do i shot web
you go like this ...
YOU don't shot web.
lol i dunno
22. Do I like to censor my swearing?
You only partially censor swearing when there is a censor in place that will completely delete the swear.
You must obviously like to censor it because you censored it on question 7.
You don't swear.
23. Did I get banned from Slime Online?
No, you're a good little slime.
Yes, you got banned for calling Austin a "slimos" repeatedly.
Yes, you got banned for hacking Austin's Kirby outift, the rockman outfit, several other outfits, position changes, room warping and 15k+ of slime points.
24. Have I ever posted a video or picture of myself online?
yes
no
25. can I speak l33t?
Yes, very well.
No, you cannot.
You can speak it fairly well.
26. Am I a sonic fan?
You used to be, but aren't much of a fan anymore.
SONIC IS GAY
You are a massive fan of sonic, mario, naruto, pokemon and hentai.
27. What is my IQ?
0
122
123
1234
123456789
144
28. Did I make myself a character in one of my games?
No.
Yes, and you gave yourself the body of Arnold Schwarzennegger.
Yes, and you look worse than Lukasaurus.
29. Do I have a strong opposition to all forms of religion, especially Christianity?
No, you are a Muslim.
No, you are a Christian.
Yes, you think all religions are fairy tales.
Yes (GRRR...)
30. if all the answers to a question are the same, what do you do?
I pick this one.
I pick this one.
I pick this one.
I pick this one.
I pick this one.
I pick this one.
31. Do I or have I own(ed) the (joint) longest domain name in the world, excluding extension?
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
32. is it true, that despite loathing it, I use AOL?
No - you love Moziller Firefox.
You love AOL you think it is the best browser ever and that is why you use it.
You think AOL is a piece of sh**, but since it's your only method of connecting to the internet and because it gives you a different I.P. to your real one, you have grown used to it.
You used to use AOL but are now a Firefox-bashing IE user.
33. what program to I use to make my awesome 3D avatars and game graphics?
3DS Max
Anim8or
Blender
Maya
Something Else
34. Despite Raja365 being on my YoYo Games friends list, how well do I know him?
You are friends in real life.
You are enemies.
You know f*** all about Raja365 other than his age.
35. Because I'm l33t and all, if you made a game in GM7, would I be able to hack it?
Yes, but only if it had no protection. You only know one method of hacking GM7 games and are useless at hacking GM6 games.
No, you cannot hack anything.
Yes, you are an amazing hacker.
Yes, but only if it had no protection. You only know one method of hacking GM7 games but you are a master of hacking GM6 games.
36. if Yes is No and No is Yes, how many pies have I eaten in the last year?
Yes!
No! ... I mean Yes!
Yes! ... I mean No!
No!
-1!
0!
37. if I were taking this test about someone else, would I have answered question up until this point?
No, you would have given up by now.
You would never have taken this test.
Yes, you would have answered every question up until this one and still be eager for more.
You would be bored of answering questions by now, but you would continue to get your result.
38. is this the final question?
yes.
no.
looks down no.
39. have people found my blog by searching for things like "eat penis" and shudders naked pictures of marc overmars?
Yes.
they were searching for naked pictures of mark overmars (with a k)
no, you are lieing.
40. if I end this test now, it will have a rounded number (40) questions, so is this the last question? HEY! NO LOOKING DOWN!
Yes. You will not continue until you have the maximum (42) questions, because you avoid that number like people with OCD have to turn off taps.
No, you will continue until there are the maximum number of questions, 42.
still looks down uh, yeah it is the last.

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. Do you know who AKH is?

OMG YES I SO DO UR BLOG IS AKH505.WORDPRESS.COM AND IT'S AWESOME!!!1!one!!

Yes ... I think ...

no, I just took this quiz because I am a retard.

no, I just took this quiz because I am bored.

4. Which of these sites do I like best?

teh GMC & YoYoGames.com

DDBoard.com

POKEPLUSHIES.COM

your blog

rumandmonkey.com

ultrapasswords.com

5. Which of these pplz do I hate the most?

mrsmes

Tuntis

Bobserge

pythonpoole

naruto8foxkid

father of smes

6. Do you think I'm awesome?

YES!

You're OK.

No.

You suck!!!

7. Have I left the DDBoard permanently due to weblord (teh admin) being a imcompetent and useless motherf*cker?

Yes.

You haven't left forever and return from time to time, but you do think that about weblord.

You are the complete opposite of that. You spent every waking hour of your life on the DDBoard.

You left, but not just because weblord is a f***.

You left but return from time to time, and weblord is not the only reason you left.

8. On average, how many posts do I make on my blog each day?

1000000000000000000000000000

0.5

3-4

9. Am I British?

no, you are Pakistani.

no, you are American.

Yes, from somewhere in Britain.

You are Scottish.

You are English.

10. Do I consider gamemakerblog.com and GM News my rival blogs?

Yes, and you intend to destroy them.

Partially, due to the fact that your blog isn't entirely about Game Maker. Just mainly.

Yes, and you intend to become more popular and well-known first, then crush them like the pathetic bugs they are ... especially GM News.

No, you don't consider them rivals, you consider them allies.

11. On the internet, do I have more enemies than friends?

Yes, everyone hates you because you are a moron.

No, everyone loves you.

Yes, you can't keep your online mouth shut or bite your online tongue.

90% enemies 10% friends.

12. Has anyone ever been removed from my enemies list?

No, once someone goes there, they stay forever.

Yes, the DDBoard people were taken off when you left.

No one except the DDBoard people who you no longer care about have been taken off yet, but you might consider taking people off in rare situations.

13. Do I avoid the number 13?

Yes, don't look at the number of this question.

No, in fact you are obsessed by the number 13.

No, the number 13 doesn't bother you.

14. Do I have a problem with NakedPaulToast's blog?

No, you in fact like it, that's why it's on your blogroll.

Yes.

15. ZOMG WHEN IS MY BIRTHDAY?

31st February

25th December

29th May

17th June

12th April

286th Smarch

16. How many accounts do I have on YoYo Games.com?

just the one

2-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

20+

17. Do I take notice of my speaking style?

No.

a little.

You're practically obsessed.

18. Do I say "Anyway" too much?

no, just the right amount.

if you didn't sometimes say "Anyways" instead then yes.

You never say that.

19. Did I think weenom was a n00b?

Yes and then you got pwnt.

No, you always saw him as the awesome game maker he is.

you don't even know weenom.

20. Have any of my games had over 1000 plays?

Yeah, but only because you cheated and increased it's rating with all your accounts.

no. Because you fail. Like GM News.

all of them have had several thousand plays.

21. how do i shot web

you go like this ...

YOU don't shot web.

lol i dunno

22. Do I like to censor my swearing?

You only partially censor swearing when there is a censor in place that will completely delete the swear.

You must obviously like to censor it because you censored it on question 7.

You don't swear.

23. Did I get banned from Slime Online?

No, you're a good little slime.

Yes, you got banned for calling Austin a "slimos" repeatedly.

Yes, you got banned for hacking Austin's Kirby outift, the rockman outfit, several other outfits, position changes, room warping and 15k+ of slime points.

24. Have I ever posted a video or picture of myself online?

yes

25. can I speak l33t?

Yes, very well.

No, you cannot.

You can speak it fairly well.

26. Am I a sonic fan?

You used to be, but aren't much of a fan anymore.

SONIC IS GAY

You are a massive fan of sonic, mario, naruto, pokemon and hentai.

27. What is my IQ?

122

123

1234

123456789

144

28. Did I make myself a character in one of my games?

No.

Yes, and you gave yourself the body of Arnold Schwarzennegger.

Yes, and you look worse than Lukasaurus.

29. Do I have a strong opposition to all forms of religion, especially Christianity?

No, you are a Muslim.

No, you are a Christian.

Yes, you think all religions are fairy tales.

Yes (GRRR...)

30. if all the answers to a question are the same, what do you do?

I pick this one.

31. Do I or have I own(ed) the (joint) longest domain name in the world, excluding extension?

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No.

32. is it true, that despite loathing it, I use AOL?

No - you love Moziller Firefox.

You love AOL you think it is the best browser ever and that is why you use it.

You think AOL is a piece of sh**, but since it's your only method of connecting to the internet and because it gives you a different I.P. to your real one, you have grown used to it.

You used to use AOL but are now a Firefox-bashing IE user.

33. what program to I use to make my awesome 3D avatars and game graphics?

3DS Max

Anim8or

Blender

Maya

Something Else

34. Despite Raja365 being on my YoYo Games friends list, how well do I know him?

You are friends in real life.

You are enemies.

You know f*** all about Raja365 other than his age.

35. Because I'm l33t and all, if you made a game in GM7, would I be able to hack it?

Yes, but only if it had no protection. You only know one method of hacking GM7 games and are useless at hacking GM6 games.

No, you cannot hack anything.

Yes, you are an amazing hacker.

Yes, but only if it had no protection. You only know one method of hacking GM7 games but you are a master of hacking GM6 games.

36. if Yes is No and No is Yes, how many pies have I eaten in the last year?

Yes!

No! ... I mean Yes!

Yes! ... I mean No!

No!

-1!

37. if I were taking this test about someone else, would I have answered question up until this point?

No, you would have given up by now.

You would never have taken this test.

Yes, you would have answered every question up until this one and still be eager for more.

You would be bored of answering questions by now, but you would continue to get your result.

38. is this the final question?

yes.

no.

*looks down* no.

39. have people found my blog by searching for things like "eat penis" and *shudders* naked pictures of marc overmars?

Yes.

they were searching for naked pictures of mark overmars (with a k)

no, you are lieing.

40. if I end this test now, it will have a rounded number (40) questions, so is this the last question? HEY! NO LOOKING DOWN!

Yes. You will not continue until you have the maximum (42) questions, because you avoid that number like people with OCD have to turn off taps.

No, you will continue until there are the maximum number of questions, 42.

*still looks down* uh, yeah it is the last.

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