The Fantastic Amazing Old Greg Quiz

Hello and this is my quiz in honor of The Mighty Boosh's Old Greg. I would not even know about this fine gentleman if it wasn't for Hiky lol so I also dedicate this to him.

If you think this quiz is or is going to be stupid and immature just leave. It's random and perfect. And if you don't know who Old Greg is you probably won't understand him as well.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. Hi there. Whatcha doing in my waters?
Not fishing if that's what you're thinking haha *nervous*
Uh, WHAT?
Who are you?
2. I'm Old Greg, pleased to meet ya.
Same here
Um, why should I care?
Nice name
Alrighty then
3. If you're not fishing how come this hook's in my head fool?
It's nothing to do with me, sir.
Oh yeah, I guess I was fishing :P
I don't know
4. It's attached to your rod, motherlicker!
Don't kill me, I've got so much to give!
Yes, yes it is
You're creeping me out o.o
5. Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach, hmm? You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
What?
WTF
No
6. Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Sure
No
Ugh this quiz is like to weird for me!
7. I'm gonna hurt you.
Excuse me?
Nu! D:
Whatever
8. I like you. What do you think of me?
I don't really know sir.
You're a freak
I love you
9. Make an assessment.
I think you're a nice, modern gentleman.
YOU. ARE. A. FREAK.
You're cool
10. Don't lie to me, boy!
I'm not lying!
I'm a GIRL!
Okay
11. I know what you're thinking. 'Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaly man-fish.'
Uh, no
Yes
-.-
What?
12. You don't know me. You don't know what I got. I got something to show you. (bright light shines) You know what that is? That's Old Gregg's vagina. I've got a mangina! I'M OLD GREEEEEEEEGG! (Echoes)
*leaves quiz*
Zomg me too!
That's weird
No, I'm Old Greg.
13. Do you like watercolors?
Yeah :)
Uh idk
No
You're STILL talking?
14. We got everything we need here. We got Bailey's...And everything we need. I'll get you another Bailey's.
I don't want Bailey's
Okay
YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
15. We could do some watercolors together. You and I.
Sure sounds fun
No thanks
I'm busy *runs away*
16. Do you love me?
That's kinda fast don't you think?
I don't know you!
Yes, I love you
17. You think you could ever love me?
I already do ^^
Maybe
No never!
18. Could you learn to love me?
I guess
I ALREADY DO
No, I couldn't. I don't love you!
19. You do love me.
No, I don't!
Yup
Maybe I do
20. You love me and you've seen me and you know me. I'm Old Gregg!
Yeah, I know you are. You've told me 89 times now. -_-
Alright
*falls asleep, bored*
21. You must love me exactly as I love you.
O.o
What is this a game?
Wth
22. Games? Love games?
That's right, love games, Gregg.
Um, no
I guess
23. Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? I just want to know what to do, 'cause I need your love a lot, oh come on now. Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? I just want to know what to do, 'cause I need your love a lot, oh come on now.
*claps* That was a very nice song
Moving too fast, this isn't a race. Mmmmm baby, back off, and lower the pace now. Slow it down and give me some space, mmmmm. Moving too fast, this isn't a race.
I am confuzzled -.-
24. I did home economics. I got an A+. I did a crumble. The teacher said mine was the best one.
Good for you
Nice
Whatever
Dumb
25. Great. You've made me very happy. Old Gregg's gonna pick himself out a nice wedding dress. That's right. Crack open a fresh Bailey's. I'm Old Gregg!
Good luck with that
Bye
The quiz is over? Yay!

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