The Dumb Blond Test

There are Blondes in the world. There are dumb people in the world. The dumb blonde is a popular-culture stereotype typically applied to people with blonde hair colour, most frequently women.

Are you a dumb blonde? Maybe you're dumb? Maybe you're blonde? Maybe you just like dumb blond jokes and quizzes. Take the DUMB BLONDE TEST and find out.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is your hair color?
yellow
blonde, with blonde highlights
dirty blonde *wink*
brown
Co-lor, Oh! pink is a color!
4. Why are you taking the quiz?
Because it sounded funny.
Because I'm blonde...but not dumb.
Because I'm a dumb blonde!
Because I'm NOT a dumb blonde.
Because I like to click the mouse button. Weee!
5. After telling your friends a story, do they usually ask, "What the heck are you talking about?"
Ha, ha...yeah, I admit it!
No. And if they did they'd get kicked to the curb!
A lot, usually if they're distracted by my hotness.
O-M-G. All the everyday!
No...because I make sense.
6. What's your favorite thing about being blonde?
It matches my young, carefree, happy attitude!
Because only hot girls like me are blonde.
Being blonde feels sexy.
Count me out. I would hate being blonde!
I have really, reeeeally cute feet.
Im not a blonde though
7. Would you ever pose for Playboy?
No...I may be cute as heck, but that's not for me!
What, because all blondes are sluts? No way!
Yes. If you got it, flaunt it, you know?
Maybe if I was a dumb blonde I would...
Does PlayBoy have cooties?
8. Who is your favorite blonde celebrity?
Reese Witherspoon
Paris Hilton
Elvis
Marilyn Monroe
Brad Pitt
9. Despite the stereotype, dumb blondes can be either male or female. What's your gender?
I look like a Ken doll, blonde and male. But not plastic.
I am a bubbly blonde girl.
10. Have you ever had a cup of coffee and poked yourself in the eye because you forgot to take out the spoon?
Ha ha...yes, I'll admit to that.
Only once!
No, but I have burnt my mouth. Is that the same?
No. What an idiot.
Every. Day. And I don't drink coffee...so weird...
11. What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
Party!
Boys Boys Boys
Have Fun!
Go out with friends (who are equally or less attractive than me)!
If I stay up Saturday night, I'm usually late for work the next morning, Tuesday.
12. What's your favorite color?
Red
Black
Pink
Thirteen
Green, for everyone jealous of moi!
13. What is your favorite outfit?
I would love a pink fur coat. Cute!!
Anything I wear out to a party!
Short skirts, shorter the better!
Jeans and a t-shirt
Bubblegum
14. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear!
I know that one, ha ha...that's a good one.
Ugh! What a lame joke.
I don't get it.
No...you have to shine the flashlight in her EYES. Like the po-lice do.
15. What would you do if a guy told you he only likes blondes?
I hope he's cute!
Awesome, let's party!
Well, I think I got what he wants, but can he handle it?
What a jerk.
I wanna take a nap.
16. Do blondes grow wiser with age, or do they just stay dumb? How old are you?
Under 13
13-20
20-30
30-40
40+

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