TEH CLOAKZ YOU KNOWZ
So on the winds we sail forth, on the seas of chalupas CHALUPAS. Then out of the ocean the great chalupa king, he comes with his mighty bolts of electric lightening fury. MY CHALUPAS I DEFEND from the king of the great chalupa sea, with his arms of modern steam powered engines of the future. $6.99 for a value meal, $6.99 for a value meal!
Don't sue us: ACLU, Mormons, Neo Nazis, Soviet Russia, the principality of Andorra, Henry the healthtime caredburger, the A-team, the B-team, The national Libertarian party, the families of the deceased.
Created by: E Lunatic