TEH CLOAKZ YOU KNOWZ

So on the winds we sail forth, on the seas of chalupas CHALUPAS. Then out of the ocean the great chalupa king, he comes with his mighty bolts of electric lightening fury. MY CHALUPAS I DEFEND from the king of the great chalupa sea, with his arms of modern steam powered engines of the future. $6.99 for a value meal, $6.99 for a value meal!

Don't sue us: ACLU, Mormons, Neo Nazis, Soviet Russia, the principality of Andorra, Henry the healthtime caredburger, the A-team, the B-team, The national Libertarian party, the families of the deceased.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Who do I defend?
America
My Chalupas
Hobos
Mittens
Andorra
4. What is your prefered weapon?
A Microwave Oven
An Axe of Capitalism
A Spork
Chalupas
A Libertarian Iguana
Bacon
5. Which is a better way to start fires?
A Crossbow
Molotov Cocktails
Chalupas
6. What is your life's ambition?
To pull a cat out of a filing cabinet
To shoot someone from a clocktower
To kick communists in the balls
To pour tequila on your brain
To contact a customer service representative and get a refund on your toaster
7. What do you believe in?
America
Communism
God
Kid friendly saftey foam
Joseph Smith
8. What do you like to have for lunch?
Cabbage
Delicious Crab Meat
Eggplant
Shrimpies
Chalupas
9. From where shall we stare one last time?
The window
The clocktower
The pier
The stomach of godzilla
Your mother
Chalupas
10. What do kids need?
Safety foam
Sharp metal edges to cut into their tender young skin
Chalupas
Sporks
The biggest hug you've ever seen
Cigarettes to put out in the eyes of their enemies
11. Where do you like to toss corpses?
In the former grave of a Mr. P. Whiddlestone
In the canal
Landfill
The Kraken
Mars
12. What do you want to be?
The shoe
The meridian vase
The battleship
A communist
A mormon

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