1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You wake up in a strange room with candles lite all around you. There seems to be no electricity in the old house and you're sitting on a bed that looks like it hasn't been slept in in 100 years... What do you do? Start screaming: "Where the HECK am I?!" Stand up and try the door, though you get the funny feeling that it's locked. Go look out the window. Maybe you know where you are...4. After screaming, no one answers. After trying the door, you find it to be locked. After opening the window, you see you're on the fourth floor of a huge, old mansion and you've got no clue as to where you might be. You think to yourself... "Hmm... This is just like in the movie." "I bet I could jump it and land on the ground without KILLING myself..." Don't think--Just scream some more...5. Just then you hear the door being unlocked. To swing yourself around but all you see is a dark hallway... Whoever opened the door must've ran away. What do you do? Say: "Hello? Anybody out there?" Inch towards the hallway and mumble: "Uhm, Hi. My name's ______. Who's out there...?" Grab a candle and walk into the hall to see if you can catch a glimpse at whoever has kidnapped you.6. You decide to go investigate the rest of the house now that you can get out of the room. You grab your candle and decide to take one other thing with you as a weapon. You take... a metal pipe laying on the floor. a glass wine bottle from the table. a pillow. (guess where that came from!) the bible from the bedside table... God help me!7. As you creep into the hall, suden movement catches your attention. You follow it to find another bedroom lit with candles just as the one you woke up in was. You walk in saying... "I've got a ______(name of your weapon) and I'm not afraid to use it." "Ready or not, here I come!" "Who the HECK is in there?!" Nothing--Just walk in.8. You walk in and you don't see anyone in the room. This bedroom is much nicer then the other, you notice. You take another step in and hear the door click shut behind you. You turn around and see a huge man step forward, smiling at you. You can't make out his features in the dim light, but you can tell that his face is horribly mangled. You... Scream. Hit him with your weapon. Back up. Hold your ground and say: "What do you want with me?" Dont do anything... You're frozen with fear.9. He chuckles at your weak attempts and in a cool, calm voice says: "Hello. I've been waiting for you." You're response: "Oh yeah? And who are you?" Nothing--Still frozen with fear. "Cool! You got a nice place, and I guess I could get used to your hidious face!" "Oh really...?"10. He laughs again and takes another step closer to you, grabing your weapon with one hand, and seezing your candle with the other. Before you can scream, he smiles darkly, revealing a row of razor sharp teeth in his mouth. Ah! Vampire! Wow, for an ugly face, he sure does have a great smile! Wtf Ow! Ow! Ow! This REALLY hurts! Who IS this guy!???11. "I'd like you to stay here with me," he continues in the same monotonous voice. "I'd like you to be my wife. I've been watching you from a far for quite some time now... and I think you're just perfect for me." "Stalker!" "Shouldn't have a VAMPIRE wife?!" "Psycho! No way am I living in this dump!" *Scream* "Who ARE you!??"12. He takes another step forward, drops your candle and weapon, and takes hold of your left hand. He reaches into his back pocket, what do you think he'll pull out...? a knife a gun an inhailor Purell A cell phone.13. To your horror, he pulls out a small black box and with one finger flips it open to show you the content. It's a DIMOND RING! He takes the ring out and lets the box drop to the floor. As he starts to force the ring onto your unwilling hand, you... Scream! Kick him in the shin. Punch him in the jaw with your free hand. Beg him: "No! Please No!"14. He deflects your throws and ignores your comments and gets the ring on your finger. Then he starts backing the two of you up until you feel a bed post digging into your back. He starts to lean in as if he's about to kiss you. No! Please don't suck my blood! Hey, slow down, pal! We just met! Wow, you've got bad breath! Seriously--WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?15. After forcing you into multiple kisses, he pulls away from you, smiling. "I'll be right back," he says and chuckles, "Don't go anywhere." He walks out of the bedroom after grabbing a candle. You hear the CLICK of the door locking behind him... Now what? Nothing! He's a good kisser! Just waiting to turn into a vampire... Pick something big and heavy up from the floor andwait behind the door... You got a plan to deal with him!16. When he walks back into the room he looks around confused because he can't find you. You step out from behind the door and knock his block off with your weapon! He falls and hits the floor with a loud BANG! Now you... Grab a candle, go into the hall and lock him inside his own bedroom. Run out into the hall. Scream some more...17. Okay, there are two stair cases: one to the left, one the right, which do you take to get to the first floor? Right is always RIGHT! Uhm... Eny-Meny-Miny-Mo... Left! (Right is too predictable!)18. After a lot of stair climbing, you get to the first floor. There are two hallways: One in front of you, one behind. Which one do you think leads to the front door? In front. Behind. Close my eyes, spin around in a circle, and go whichever direction I land!19. You're at the door, you try the knob--It's locked! Where do you check for keys? Go back up to were Psycho-Vampire-Dude is knocked out and check his pockets; hoping the whole time he won't wake up and you can find your way back to the door. Check under the mat-Duh! Forget the keys! (Try and break the door down!)20. You finally find the keys and unlock the door. You run down the long, curvy driveway. You've got no idea where you are going. Pick a way to go- Left Right Go back into the house.21. As you turn to leave, you notice HIM staring at you from his window. Despite his misshapen face and pointed teeth, he looks so sad, lonely and helpless-What do you do? Mouth the words: "I'm sorry..." And keep going. Stick him the middle finger and run. Scream "I'm just not right for you!" and turn your back on him. Nothing! Turn and BOLT!22. Through some extreme amount of luck, you find your way back to your house. And after locking every door and window you own, you colapse on the couch exasted and fall asleep. What are you thinking about that moment you drift off into unconsiousness? His sad stare as you turned and left. His freaky smile. His old maze-of-a-house!23. You wake up on your couch the next morning! WOW! What was that all about? What do you think? Just a dream... or was it real? My mind would have to be pretty twisted to come up with a story like THAT! It must have been real! Things like that only happen in Hollywood Horror flicks! That had to have been a nightmare!24. Just then you feel some weight on your left hand, you look down and see on your finger... A dimond ring! ... *Faint* *Scream*