1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You are walking home from school or work and something jumps out of the bushes and attacks you! what is it? rabid squirrel! (how cute :3) it's my boyfriend! (or girlfriend) he/she likes to glomp me the police. Iswear,Ididn'tdoit! (yeah, right) it is my stalker. :/4. you are knocked out cold for a while but then wake up in a dark, enclosed room with no doors or windows (that you can see) and your head is throbbing like mad. you are afraid to even stand up in case you hit your head or walk into a wall because it's so dark. There is no possible way you can see a thing, but you have a strange feeling that you know where you are. where do you think you are? the squirrel dragged me off somewhere... my bf/gf's garage police deparment, in a room where I can't get to others stalker's house :/5. a door opens and you are momentarily blinded by the light that enters the room. you can see a dark figure in the doorway and it becomes clearer to see as your eyes adjust to the light. you recognise the figure, jump up and... whack my head on the celing. grab the rabies shot! this squirrel lisn't one of my cuddly friends! cuddle the rabid squirrel glomp my bf/gf run to the back of the room and hiss like a cat. this police has his good cop/ bad cop face on! break out my karate moves on the stalker!6. the figure walks through the door and you relize that it wasn't who you thought it was O.o OMG I just gave the police a rabies shot! OMG I just cuddled the police! OMG I just glomped a stalker!!! OMG I just attacked my bf/gf! (and now they're out cold) OMG I just hissed at a squirrel!7. how do you react to your reaction? I kick the police and run out the door. FREEDOM! I apologise for huggling the police and hope I'll live I turn my glomp into a take down. KI-YA! I call 911 and cry over my bf/gf's body praying they'll forgive me. I keep pretending I'm a cat and chase the squirrel up a tree.8. ok, for whatever reason, you are out of that place. you... live out your life as a fugitive until the cops finnally catch you and put you to a death sentance are SO GLAD the police forgave you and he cuts your jail sentance in half because he relizes you are young, innocent (mostly), and beautiful XD dye your hair, change your identity, and hire bodygaurds so no more crazed-fans *cough*stalkers*cough* kidnap you. cry because your bf/gf dumped you. praise the lord because your bf/gf understood your reaction and forgave you, because, well, that's how much they love you :3 (me:lucky -_-) join the circus as a cat-man9. this is a little un-related to the story, but it will help me determine your outcome based on your personality. O.K, so what is most like you? I take action without always thinking it through. I am like #1 and am also a risk-taker and if my life was according to me, would have been in danger more than once because I can be criminal I don't take any risks, and try to live as happily as I can while leading a good life with the people I love I take action and risks not as often as 1 and 2, and for the good side of the law I see the world as a cute, happy place, and am very, very shallow sometimes. :3 (me: please, GET A LIFE) I can be sometimes very paranoid, but am neither optimist, nor pessimist, but more of a realist than anything10. you are... DEAD (because I am a bad person) CHAMPION (because nothing bad ever happens to me) DEAD (because I am a good person, but the situation I'm in puts me in the line of fire) CHAMPION (because JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL!) (me: you so stole that from L, you n00b TT.TT) neither, I will go on to part two11. I'm running out of ideas for questions, and I need two more... so... do you have any questions (or comments) about the last question? who the heck is L? *legasp* RYUZAKKI NO KAWAII DESU! (me: the least you could do for our ears is to PROPERLY learn Japanese! TT.TT) no yes. (me: so why don't you ask?.... weirdo...) yes, why does this quiz suck so much? (me: if you think it does, please tell me how I can fix it in a comment)12. last question I need! good. RYUZAKKI NO- (me: SHUT UP!) boo-hoo TT.TT wutev