Stories of Nysmith...............

Have you gone to despair.com? It is a great site of quotes that demotivate you. Just click on view all demotivators to view their quotes. If 4 of your dogs are golden retrievers, your stupid.

All demotivators have a great purpose. There are quotes for customer disservice, stupidity, idiocy, and disservice. Have you answered all the questions correctly? Oh wait, there aren't any bad answers. There aren't any good ones either.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How do you find an idiot?
Say that you have ice cream and wait in a box.
Find someone in a bar.
E-mail random people and wait for a reply.
Look out the window of your house.
Watch Teletubbies on TV.
Look in a mirror.
4. How do you find a pencil?
Go into a classroom.
Pull your ear.
Look in your hand.
Ask for one.
Watch TV.
If your a man just look down.
5. I'm getting tired of doing this, are you?
Yes
No
Maybe
Sort of
Shut up
I'm not listening.
6. What do you say to an aetheist
Hi
Hello
I'm christian
I'm jewish
I'm dead
When you die nothing happens
7. Do you have a dog
Yes
No
I'm allergic
Of Course
Maybe
I have a cat
8. Aghmah
What?
WTF?
STFU!
Die
Der?
Achsnel bum ragmahntah lerstofph.
9. D
A
B
C
D
E
FGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
10. Jlaskd
alskc
lkjsdc
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alskdjbh
alskch
lasdim
11. What was with that last question?
I don't care.
I lolz an you.
Your stupid
Shut up
I know where you live
I'm a Nazi
12. Almost over, do you want coffee
shut up
die
get lost
stfu
gtfo
lmao
13. Last question, have you played Dolphin Olympics?
Yes
No
Is that a person?
Shut up
Wow
Shut up has been an option for a lot of these questions

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