Stereotypical Stereotype Quiz

So, I know how it is. You're a bored adolescent or 40-yr.-old in mother's basement who's here to take some online quizzes and kill some time, and maybe reaffirm your self-image, and you've clicked on some quiz that appeals to you and are now already taking it because you never bothered to read what you are reading. Same as usual, right? RIGHT, because this stereotype quiz is...STEREOTYPICAL!!

WARNING: Only take this quiz if you are a stereotypical quiz taker--by which I mean you must have plenty of time on your hands, as it's quite long, and belong to a common stereotype (the stereotypical stereotype quiz is missing many of the lesser-known stereotypes, as is this). Also, note that this quiz is aimed at individuals between the ages of 10 and 25, and while others can take it, the results will probably not be relevant or correct.

Created by: Yuri Mother
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What's your opinion on the emo/goth schizm?
I am one, and dislike the other
I am one, and do not dislike the other
They are both reasonable and the same
They are both reasonable, but greatly different
I dislike both, but recognise that they are different
OMGZ!! Like, get outta my face weirdo!
4. What sort of grades do/did you get in your current or most recent year of education?
A's, easily
A's and B's, through determination and effort
C's
C's, D's, and some F's
Gr....ades??
The whole range
5. Females: What quantity of makeup do you apply?
None
Very little
A fair amount
Heaps
Heaps, I have to look emo!
Not female
6. Which shirts do you prefer?
T-shirts displaying your favourite musicians, ideaology, or quote
Plain t-shirts
Dark and chain-adorned
Shirts are for losers, I wear TOPS
7. If you selected "TOPS", which TOPS do you prefer?
Glittery and very, very small
The lastest frilly pink fashion from my local Abercrombie
Very, very small, but not glittery
I'm a dude and/or I did not select the "TOPS" answer
8. Do you celebrate Guy Fawkes Night? If you don't know it, look it up NOW! This is very important.
Yes, Guy Fawkes is my hero
Yes, I'm glad he's dead
No
*After looking up* Yes, my hero
*After looking up* Yes, glad he's dead
*After looking up* No
9. When addressing a friend of yours, you say,
Hhheeeyyy...(in a low, disinterested tone)
Umm, yah HAY!! So, like...
Hey (While smiling)
Hi (or) You wave
Greetings (or) Sup
Yo (or) Hey, man
10. When addressing an aquaintance, you say,
So... (In a low, disinterested tone)
GET OUTTA MY WAY LOSER
Umm, hey... (While appearing somewhat positive in attitude)
Hi...
Greetings (or) Sup
Yo (or) Hey, man
11. Do you drink red Kool-Aid?
Yes
Yes, but it's cherry
I dislike Kool-Aid
12. Males: When was the last time you wore a very large, puffy sweater of a neutral colour?
Just now
Recently
Once, a while back
Never
Not male
13. Remember the last time you were cut. What were the circumstances?
I cut myself, because that's what I do
Me? Phsical injuries? NEVER!
Knife fight, or similar conflict
I fell, or something along those lines
Minor riot-related scrape
Involved with people of ill-repute
14. Males: How long is your hair?
I like it about average
Don't care, but about average
I like it longer than average
Don't care, but longer than average
Very long
Not male
15. Describe your friends.
I'm antisocial
OMG!! I have, like, so many friends!
I have a few decent friends
I have a few great friends, and some friendly aquaintances
I'm friendly with a large group of people, but only consider a few of them my actual friends
I got some homies yo
16. Are you politically active?
Somewhat, I know what/whom I like
Umm, wat?
No
Yes, very much so
17. Which is you?
Left-winger
Right-winger
Other
Don't know or care about politics
18. If you answered "Left-winger" on Q.17, which is closest to you?
Stereotypical U.S. Democrat
More radical left-winger
Communist
Didn't answer "left-winger"
19. If you answered "Right-winger" on Q.17, which is closest to you?
Stereotypical U.S. Republican
More radical right-winger
Fascist
Didn't answer "right-winger"
20. If you answered "Other" on Q.17, which is closest to you?
Libertarian
Authoritarian
Green
Anarchist
Anarcho-Green
Didn't answer "other"
21. This next question is intended for those under the legal boozing age. If you are over this age, answer as if you were not. The question is: BOOZE?!
I have tried it, and disliked it
I have never tried it, being underage, but it sounds appealing
I have not tried it, being underage, and it sounds unappealing
I drink often, even though I'm underage
22. Which soft beverage do you prefer?
Antifreeze
Soda
MAUW-T'N DEW!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!
Kool-Aid (preferably red)
Mugwort tea
23. What's your I.Q.?
Umm, like, S.M.R.T.!!!
Don't know, don't give a damn
110-125
125-140
>140
24. Go open a new window and search for the quiz (on this site) "Which of the Horsemen are You?" Which answer did you get?
Conquest
War
Famine
Death
I'm a lazy-ass, I'm not going to bother
25. Can you see nothing but your tears and your hair?
Yes
No
26. Are superficiality, vanity, popularity, and aesthetics some of your life goals?
Yes
No
27. Have you ever filmed yourself doing something seriously dangerous and/or idiotic and posted it on Youtube?
Yes
No
28. Do almost all of these questions seem very eccentric and extreme to you, and have you been skipping many due to a lack of mild, neutral-ish answers?
Yes
No
29. Have you ever participated in any of the following groups or events: politically-based riot, "Anonymous", Greenpeace, any local community activist program, any sort of "march", ouija board use, concert at which headbanging and hand gestures were expected, placard-waving?
Yes
Yes, all of them!
No
30. Do/have you have/had a math teacher in school who taught you that differential equations are more powerful than violence?
Yes
No
No, I busted a cap in the ass of the one who tried
31. Fill in the blank! The quiz is ___.
as my soul, it craves the darkness
for LOSAHRS *scoffs*
motivational, it motivated me to go egg someone's house
finished
a corrupt, consumerist society
phat
32. Oops. Nevermind, I've gone back and added additional questions.
Sigh...
UHHHG!
Cmon...
This is taking too long
Actually, it's not taking so long at all. Probably took a while to make though.
Excuse me, I'm going to go get a beverage.
33. Scenario: you wake up, look out your window, and the world is on fire.
Sounds fun
OH NO! ...my new jeans!
That's OK, my "stash" is burning as well
OH NO! ...my house!
I knew this would happen
OH NO! ...my grillz!
34. Is a modern consumerist culture sustainable?
Yes
No
You lost me
35. Fill in the blank. Keep your eye on the ___.
---> Ball
Chainsaw
Gucci bag
Individual holding lunch money
Globalisationists
Possible narc
36. What is the correct application of a baseball?
To a baseball bat
Other
37. What is the correct application of a chainsaw?
To someone I dislike
Other
38. What is the correct application of a Gucci bag?
At my side
Other
39. What is the correct application of an individual with lunch money?
Held upside-down
Other
40. What is the correct application of globalisation?
None
Other
41. What is the correct application of a possible narc?
Refusing financial transaction
Other
42. This is question 42.
Oh, sweet.
WAT?!
Durr....?
....?
Objectively speaking, there is no 42.
WHaat?
43. Scenario: you are attending Woodstock when a diminutive and cartoonish guitarist with a large head appears on stage and praises the establishment. This is ___.
Disturbing
Umm....?
Fine
Amusing
Insulting
OH! I saw that episode!
44. Which phrase best describes most of your friends?
Preppy
Dark and sinister
Normal
Abnormal
Humourous
45. Which of the following statements best describes your opinion on violence?
Violence is damn fun! >:D
Must sometimes be used to protect one's country
Oh noes, blood is messy ;_;
Should often be avoided, only used to defend oneself
GIVE ME MY MONEY b----!!
Violence? No. Not yet...there are still 2 minutes till midnight.

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