1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. What's your opinion on the emo/goth schizm? I am one, and dislike the other I am one, and do not dislike the other They are both reasonable and the same They are both reasonable, but greatly different I dislike both, but recognise that they are different OMGZ!! Like, get outta my face weirdo! 4. What sort of grades do/did you get in your current or most recent year of education? A's, easily A's and B's, through determination and effort C's C's, D's, and some F's Gr....ades?? The whole range 5. Females: What quantity of makeup do you apply? None Very little A fair amount Heaps Heaps, I have to look emo! Not female 6. Which shirts do you prefer? T-shirts displaying your favourite musicians, ideaology, or quote Plain t-shirts Dark and chain-adorned Shirts are for losers, I wear TOPS 7. If you selected "TOPS", which TOPS do you prefer? Glittery and very, very small The lastest frilly pink fashion from my local Abercrombie Very, very small, but not glittery I'm a dude and/or I did not select the "TOPS" answer 8. Do you celebrate Guy Fawkes Night? If you don't know it, look it up NOW! This is very important. Yes, Guy Fawkes is my hero Yes, I'm glad he's dead No *After looking up* Yes, my hero *After looking up* Yes, glad he's dead *After looking up* No 9. When addressing a friend of yours, you say, Hhheeeyyy...(in a low, disinterested tone) Umm, yah HAY!! So, like... Hey (While smiling) Hi (or) You wave Greetings (or) Sup Yo (or) Hey, man 10. When addressing an aquaintance, you say, So... (In a low, disinterested tone) GET OUTTA MY WAY LOSER Umm, hey... (While appearing somewhat positive in attitude) Hi... Greetings (or) Sup Yo (or) Hey, man 11. Do you drink red Kool-Aid? Yes Yes, but it's cherry I dislike Kool-Aid 12. Males: When was the last time you wore a very large, puffy sweater of a neutral colour? Just now Recently Once, a while back Never Not male 13. Remember the last time you were cut. What were the circumstances? I cut myself, because that's what I do Me? Phsical injuries? NEVER! Knife fight, or similar conflict I fell, or something along those lines Minor riot-related scrape Involved with people of ill-repute 14. Males: How long is your hair? I like it about average Don't care, but about average I like it longer than average Don't care, but longer than average Very long Not male 15. Describe your friends. I'm antisocial OMG!! I have, like, so many friends! I have a few decent friends I have a few great friends, and some friendly aquaintances I'm friendly with a large group of people, but only consider a few of them my actual friends I got some homies yo 16. Are you politically active? Somewhat, I know what/whom I like Umm, wat? No Yes, very much so 17. Which is you? Left-winger Right-winger Other Don't know or care about politics 18. If you answered "Left-winger" on Q.17, which is closest to you? Stereotypical U.S. Democrat More radical left-winger Communist Didn't answer "left-winger" 19. If you answered "Right-winger" on Q.17, which is closest to you? Stereotypical U.S. Republican More radical right-winger Fascist Didn't answer "right-winger" 20. If you answered "Other" on Q.17, which is closest to you? Libertarian Authoritarian Green Anarchist Anarcho-Green Didn't answer "other" 21. This next question is intended for those under the legal boozing age. If you are over this age, answer as if you were not. The question is: BOOZE?! I have tried it, and disliked it I have never tried it, being underage, but it sounds appealing I have not tried it, being underage, and it sounds unappealing I drink often, even though I'm underage 22. Which soft beverage do you prefer? Antifreeze Soda MAUW-T'N DEW!!!!!!!!!!1!!1! Kool-Aid (preferably red) Mugwort tea 23. What's your I.Q.? Umm, like, S.M.R.T.!!! Don't know, don't give a damn 110-125 125-140 >140 24. Go open a new window and search for the quiz (on this site) "Which of the Horsemen are You?" Which answer did you get? Conquest War Famine Death I'm a lazy-ass, I'm not going to bother 25. Can you see nothing but your tears and your hair? Yes No 26. Are superficiality, vanity, popularity, and aesthetics some of your life goals? Yes No 27. Have you ever filmed yourself doing something seriously dangerous and/or idiotic and posted it on Youtube? Yes No 28. Do almost all of these questions seem very eccentric and extreme to you, and have you been skipping many due to a lack of mild, neutral-ish answers? Yes No 29. Have you ever participated in any of the following groups or events: politically-based riot, "Anonymous", Greenpeace, any local community activist program, any sort of "march", ouija board use, concert at which headbanging and hand gestures were expected, placard-waving? Yes Yes, all of them! No 30. Do/have you have/had a math teacher in school who taught you that differential equations are more powerful than violence? Yes No No, I busted a cap in the ass of the one who tried 31. Fill in the blank! The quiz is ___. as my soul, it craves the darkness for LOSAHRS *scoffs* motivational, it motivated me to go egg someone's house finished a corrupt, consumerist society phat 32. Oops. Nevermind, I've gone back and added additional questions. Sigh... UHHHG! Cmon... This is taking too long Actually, it's not taking so long at all. Probably took a while to make though. Excuse me, I'm going to go get a beverage. 33. Scenario: you wake up, look out your window, and the world is on fire. Sounds fun OH NO! ...my new jeans! That's OK, my "stash" is burning as well OH NO! ...my house! I knew this would happen OH NO! ...my grillz! 34. Is a modern consumerist culture sustainable? Yes No You lost me 35. Fill in the blank. Keep your eye on the ___. ---> Ball Chainsaw Gucci bag Individual holding lunch money Globalisationists Possible narc 36. What is the correct application of a baseball? To a baseball bat Other 37. What is the correct application of a chainsaw? To someone I dislike Other 38. What is the correct application of a Gucci bag? At my side Other 39. What is the correct application of an individual with lunch money? Held upside-down Other 40. What is the correct application of globalisation? None Other 41. What is the correct application of a possible narc? Refusing financial transaction Other 42. This is question 42. Oh, sweet. WAT?! Durr....? ....? Objectively speaking, there is no 42. WHaat? 43. Scenario: you are attending Woodstock when a diminutive and cartoonish guitarist with a large head appears on stage and praises the establishment. This is ___. Disturbing Umm....? Fine Amusing Insulting OH! I saw that episode! 44. Which phrase best describes most of your friends? Preppy Dark and sinister Normal Abnormal Humourous 45. Which of the following statements best describes your opinion on violence? Violence is damn fun! >:D Must sometimes be used to protect one's country Oh noes, blood is messy ;_; Should often be avoided, only used to defend oneself GIVE ME MY MONEY b----!! Violence? No. Not yet...there are still 2 minutes till midnight.