Should you see a psychiatrist?

Nobody's perfect. It's impossible to be perfect, seeing as perfection lies in opinions, like it does. Nobody's perfect, but many people are insane. Insane people are all around you. Murdering, rocking back and forth, adjusting the tiny plastic figurines on your mantle, and performing satanic rituals, but somehow, we get by.

Now it's time to figure out if you're insane, because if you are, you should go see a psychiatrist. I've seen many psychiatrists in my life, and they all seem to help at least a little. If not, at least it's something to do. This test can be taken as a joke, and you can select crazy answers just for the fun of it, or you can take it honestly, if you want a real opinion on the matter. The choice is yours. Please take my test, and have a good time doing it.

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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What are your thoughts on killing people?
That's just plain wrong.
Well, there's always a good reason, right?
I don't know. I guess I've never really thought about it.
Well, there's a lot of uses for it. I'd be the kind of person that would join the army just for the opportunity.
I'd never really kill someone. I promise. Maybe take an axe to some watermelons, or mannequins, but never a real person.
I have actually, and completely considered really killing a person at least once.
4. Ever have hallucinations?
No, never.
I think I may have, but I'm not sure.
I'm sure I have at least once.
I've had a few of them, yes.
All the time, and I really, really like it.
Yup. And they terrify the hell out of me. I still remember the spiderclownmailman. He wants to steel my liver.
5. When somone really annoys you, what do you do?
I just ignore them.
I kindly ask them to stop.
I try to tell them to stop in a roundabout way.
I tell them to "shut the hell up" and the like.
I hurt them. Badly.
I kidnap them, cut off their fingers and toes, burn them, and piss in the ashes.
6. Someone insults you in public. What do you do.
Deliver a clever and tasteful retort, and walk away.
Ignore them.
Panic and say something stupid like "Your momma's so fat, the TV wasn't even invented yet!"
Try to be funny and confuse then enemy by saying something like "Your momma's so fat, the TV wasn't even invented yet!"
I hunt down that bastard.
I just kill him in open public and walk away. Screw the consequences.
7. You're in a bad mood. Your throat itches, you have nothing to do, you can't sleep, adn it's hotter than hell where you live. What do you do?
Try as hard as I can to sleep. Maybe it'l wear off by the morning.
Take a little meds. thay usually help.
Down every pill and every bit of alchohol in the house.
Cut off the parts of your body that don't feel good. Problem solved!
Go on a killing spree to distract yourself from the discomfort.
Sulk a bit and go online 'til 4:00 A.M. or so. Maybe just not sleep tonight.
8. What do you dream of?
Flying around, happy things.
The smiling woodland creatures. So happy, they are.
Those damned evil woodland creatures! Always judging me! I'll get them!
Falling, dying, despair.
The strange and unusual. Killing zombie Einstein, and the like.
I never dream. Most likely because I never sleep.
9. If you could spend time doing whatever you want, and having it just reset to normal, your own personal groundhog day, how would you use it.
Be a prodigy for the day. Always say what happens before it does.
I'd be trying to get out of the loop, for god's sake! That's horrible!
Fufill all of my desires. Yep, all of 'em.
Use it to kill myself in all the craziest ways possible.
KILL KILL KILL! No long-term consequences! Hooray!
I'd go with the killing thing, but that would mean they'd be alive again the next day, and whatt's the point of that?
10. if you found yourself in a situation like one of the one's on the "Saw" movies, what would you do?
I'd fail the challenge and die. There's no way I could do most of those things.
I'd try my hardest, 'cause I know Jigsaw is a relentless master.
Well, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die anyway, so I'd probably just kill myself along with any teammates on purpose, just to derie Jigsaw of the satisfaction, that bastard.
Why does this poll curse so much? It makes me uncomfortable.
I'm an idiot, and I've never seen the movies.
I would do anything it took to win, but instead of leaving afterwards, I'd ask him if I could become his servant, or apprentice.
11. Do you think you're crazy?
No, not at all.
Maybe just a little, but most people are, right.
I don't know. I'd consider myself marginally insane.
No. Not unnless slaughtering the masses makes you insane.
I'm scared of being insane. So scared, I am...
I kinda want to be. After all, it's good to be different.
12. What is your worst fear?
Being insane.
Being caught.
Being forgotten.
Being just another person.
Being around you.
Just being.

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. What are your thoughts on killing people?

That's just plain wrong.

Well, there's always a good reason, right?

I don't know. I guess I've never really thought about it.

Well, there's a lot of uses for it. I'd be the kind of person that would join the army just for the opportunity.

I'd never really kill someone. I promise. Maybe take an axe to some watermelons, or mannequins, but never a real person.

I have actually, and completely considered really killing a person at least once.

4. Ever have hallucinations?

No, never.

I think I may have, but I'm not sure.

I'm sure I have at least once.

I've had a few of them, yes.

All the time, and I really, really like it.

Yup. And they terrify the hell out of me. I still remember the spiderclownmailman. He wants to steel my liver.

5. When somone really annoys you, what do you do?

I just ignore them.

I kindly ask them to stop.

I try to tell them to stop in a roundabout way.

I tell them to "shut the hell up" and the like.

I hurt them. Badly.

I kidnap them, cut off their fingers and toes, burn them, and piss in the ashes.

6. Someone insults you in public. What do you do.

Deliver a clever and tasteful retort, and walk away.

Ignore them.

Panic and say something stupid like "Your momma's so fat, the TV wasn't even invented yet!"

Try to be funny and confuse then enemy by saying something like "Your momma's so fat, the TV wasn't even invented yet!"

I hunt down that bastard.

I just kill him in open public and walk away. Screw the consequences.

7. You're in a bad mood. Your throat itches, you have nothing to do, you can't sleep, adn it's hotter than hell where you live. What do you do?

Try as hard as I can to sleep. Maybe it'l wear off by the morning.

Take a little meds. thay usually help.

Down every pill and every bit of alchohol in the house.

Cut off the parts of your body that don't feel good. Problem solved!

Go on a killing spree to distract yourself from the discomfort.

Sulk a bit and go online 'til 4:00 A.M. or so. Maybe just not sleep tonight.

8. What do you dream of?

Flying around, happy things.

The smiling woodland creatures. So happy, they are.

Those damned evil woodland creatures! Always judging me! I'll get them!

Falling, dying, despair.

The strange and unusual. Killing zombie Einstein, and the like.

I never dream. Most likely because I never sleep.

9. If you could spend time doing whatever you want, and having it just reset to normal, your own personal groundhog day, how would you use it.

Be a prodigy for the day. Always say what happens before it does.

I'd be trying to get out of the loop, for god's sake! That's horrible!

Fufill all of my desires. Yep, all of 'em.

Use it to kill myself in all the craziest ways possible.

KILL KILL KILL! No long-term consequences! Hooray!

I'd go with the killing thing, but that would mean they'd be alive again the next day, and whatt's the point of that?

10. if you found yourself in a situation like one of the one's on the "Saw" movies, what would you do?

I'd fail the challenge and die. There's no way I could do most of those things.

I'd try my hardest, 'cause I know Jigsaw is a relentless master.

Well, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die anyway, so I'd probably just kill myself along with any teammates on purpose, just to derie Jigsaw of the satisfaction, that bastard.

Why does this poll curse so much? It makes me uncomfortable.

I'm an idiot, and I've never seen the movies.

I would do anything it took to win, but instead of leaving afterwards, I'd ask him if I could become his servant, or apprentice.

11. Do you think you're crazy?

No, not at all.

Maybe just a little, but most people are, right.

I don't know. I'd consider myself marginally insane.

No. Not unnless slaughtering the masses makes you insane.

I'm scared of being insane. So scared, I am...

I kinda want to be. After all, it's good to be different.

12. What is your worst fear?

Being insane.

Being caught.

Being forgotten.

Being just another person.

Being around you.

Just being.

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