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Let's see how you fair in the world and eyes of the RMBS. An elite group of people who are extraordinary in a physical or mental sense. Sometimes both. And by that I mean they are awesome at first grade math and can perform useless feats of odd strengths.

Do you think you have what it takes to be an RMBS Elite? Some people are born with it, some are taught, but most don't have a single clue as to what the hell I'm talking about and will just pass up this quiz.

Created by: Mishkin of RMBS Global
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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If you were stuck in the Alaskan wilderness with only a 4" pocket knife and wits, what would you do first?
Find my way home or to a safe haven like a village/city.
Find food and then make a plan to get out.
Find shelter and rest up before hiking out.
Find water and store what I can before anything else.
Follow the path of the Sun to gather my sense of direction.
Wait for a search team and leave signs and clues for help.
4. You come across a $20 dollar bill that is on the floor, you are certain it belongs to the kid that's about 100ft in front of you, do you...
Yell "Hey Kid! You dropped your $20!"
Pocket it, feeling guilty.
Run up to him and asked if he dropped anything.
Finders keepers, f*ck him, I'm sure it's happened to me before.
Donate a dollar to Make a Wish so that karma doesn't get you, but you scored $19.
Leave it for the next person.
5. What is money laundering?
Washing it in your pockets because you forget about it.
Buying an item and getting over "changed" back.
Giving your money to the dry cleaners who washes it for you and gives it all back.
Purchasing goods at an extremely over inflated price and then they invest that money into your bank account.
Paying off the mafia for protection of all your goods and family.
Hiding money through illegal assets to avoid paying high taxes.
6. If you are in the ocean and all of a sudden you feel a sharp pain in your leg and a tug, what do you immediately do?
Scream for Help and try to get away from what's attacking you.
Drink the water because you're cramping up
Punch wildly into the direction of where the source is.
Don't fight back, accept your fate.
Drown
Piss yourself.
7. Where do you run if you are being chased by a bear?
Zig Zag through the trees.
To water and swim across it.
Up a tree.
As straight and fast as possible.
Downhill
Uphill
8. In horror movies, where do people always run?
Upstairs
Inside
They freeze
Into the same closet as the killer
Into a car that won't start
I don't know
9. Pick the sport that best fits you.
Baseball
Rugby
MMA
Ice Hockey
Basketball
Track
10. Star Wars Episode VII is being released in a week, what do you do?
Buy advanced tickets and wait in line now.
Buy tickets morning of and wait in line.
Buy tickets now and then wait the morning of.
Wait til after the weekend when it's calmed down.
Wait for the DVD.
Try to get tickets that night at a small theater where no one is waiting.
11. Your girlfriend is in a fight with another girl, she seems to be losing. Do you... (And if you are female, pretend you have a girlfriend -mmmm)
Let her be, she can handle herself.
Deck the girl that she's fighting.
Grab the girl she's fighting and let your girlfriend get freebies.
Watch and figure out what that tickle in your pants is.
Break it up without doing anything.
Pick a fight with the other chicks boyfriend and make sure he doesn't wake up for 10 days.
12. Beverage of choice
Water
Milk
Beer
Liquor
Juice
Gourmet Coffee
13. There is a young kid smoking, what do you do when you see him? (He's about 11)
You kick him and tell him to stop.
Ask him if his parents know and tell him it'll kill him.
You go to beat the living sh*t out of him to teach him a lesson.
Let him be.
Pick him up by the wedgie and turn him in.
Take all his cigarettes and throw them away and tell him to get the f*ck home.
14. You're in a sports car, you have open road ahead.
You drive at a 100mph with the windows down
You punch it for a bit to get a thrill
You gas it til the car can't go any faster
You drive an average of 150mph til you get where you're goin or pulled over.
You put the cruise on 85.
Pull over and piss.
15. On a road trip, you bring lots of water and juice and drink one every hour on the hour til someone can't hold it anymore.
True
False
That's absurd
16. Your best friend was murdered by someone.
You seek revenge and kill em.
You hunt them down and get them arrested.
You mourn and hope that the police take care of it fast.
You find out who and proceed to make the killer's life a living hell.
There is nothing you can do except pray.
17. Your dog died
You cry for months
You take it as a man
You buy a new pet right away
You're sad but you have other pets
You kill yourself
NO DOG WILL EVER REPLACE HIM
18. You're at a store and you are being snubbed by the employees, to teach them a lesson you...
Make a big scene and scare them and potential customers
Steal something
Break something
Talk to the manager
Vocally express your disappointment in service to your friend so that everyone hears it
Piss on the carpet
19. You have a chance to fight the number one MMA guy for glory and fame.
You pass on it knowing you'll lose
You train and try your best
You just go into it with no training
You train and go into screaming full force.
You say ffffffffffffffffffffff******ccckkkk no.
You offer it to a friend who's more likely to do better.
20. You have a theory on evolution or religion.
True
False
I'm all for evolution
I'm all for religion
21. You're favorite shows are...
Baywatch, Full House
Smallville, CSI any of them
Scrubs, ER
Family Guy, Gummi Bears
Sports only
Soap Operas
22. RMBS
It's all about the boys
Stands for Rich Men Bored Sh*tless
Brotherhood and bloodlines
Just another group

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. If you were stuck in the Alaskan wilderness with only a 4" pocket knife and wits, what would you do first?

Find my way home or to a safe haven like a village/city.

Find food and then make a plan to get out.

Find shelter and rest up before hiking out.

Find water and store what I can before anything else.

Follow the path of the Sun to gather my sense of direction.

Wait for a search team and leave signs and clues for help.

4. You come across a $20 dollar bill that is on the floor, you are certain it belongs to the kid that's about 100ft in front of you, do you...

Yell "Hey Kid! You dropped your $20!"

Pocket it, feeling guilty.

Run up to him and asked if he dropped anything.

Finders keepers, f*ck him, I'm sure it's happened to me before.

Donate a dollar to Make a Wish so that karma doesn't get you, but you scored $19.

Leave it for the next person.

5. What is money laundering?

Washing it in your pockets because you forget about it.

Buying an item and getting over "changed" back.

Giving your money to the dry cleaners who washes it for you and gives it all back.

Purchasing goods at an extremely over inflated price and then they invest that money into your bank account.

Paying off the mafia for protection of all your goods and family.

Hiding money through illegal assets to avoid paying high taxes.

6. If you are in the ocean and all of a sudden you feel a sharp pain in your leg and a tug, what do you immediately do?

Scream for Help and try to get away from what's attacking you.

Drink the water because you're cramping up

Punch wildly into the direction of where the source is.

Don't fight back, accept your fate.

Drown

Piss yourself.

7. Where do you run if you are being chased by a bear?

Zig Zag through the trees.

To water and swim across it.

Up a tree.

As straight and fast as possible.

Downhill

Uphill

8. In horror movies, where do people always run?

Upstairs

Inside

They freeze

Into the same closet as the killer

Into a car that won't start

I don't know

9. Pick the sport that best fits you.

Baseball

Rugby

MMA

Ice Hockey

Basketball

Track

10. Star Wars Episode VII is being released in a week, what do you do?

Buy advanced tickets and wait in line now.

Buy tickets morning of and wait in line.

Buy tickets now and then wait the morning of.

Wait til after the weekend when it's calmed down.

Wait for the DVD.

Try to get tickets that night at a small theater where no one is waiting.

11. Your girlfriend is in a fight with another girl, she seems to be losing. Do you... (And if you are female, pretend you have a girlfriend -mmmm)

Let her be, she can handle herself.

Deck the girl that she's fighting.

Grab the girl she's fighting and let your girlfriend get freebies.

Watch and figure out what that tickle in your pants is.

Break it up without doing anything.

Pick a fight with the other chicks boyfriend and make sure he doesn't wake up for 10 days.

12. Beverage of choice

Water

Milk

Beer

Liquor

Juice

Gourmet Coffee

13. There is a young kid smoking, what do you do when you see him? (He's about 11)

You kick him and tell him to stop.

Ask him if his parents know and tell him it'll kill him.

You go to beat the living sh*t out of him to teach him a lesson.

Let him be.

Pick him up by the wedgie and turn him in.

Take all his cigarettes and throw them away and tell him to get the f*ck home.

14. You're in a sports car, you have open road ahead.

You drive at a 100mph with the windows down

You punch it for a bit to get a thrill

You gas it til the car can't go any faster

You drive an average of 150mph til you get where you're goin or pulled over.

You put the cruise on 85.

Pull over and piss.

15. On a road trip, you bring lots of water and juice and drink one every hour on the hour til someone can't hold it anymore.

True

False

That's absurd

16. Your best friend was murdered by someone.

You seek revenge and kill em.

You hunt them down and get them arrested.

You mourn and hope that the police take care of it fast.

You find out who and proceed to make the killer's life a living hell.

There is nothing you can do except pray.

17. Your dog died

You cry for months

You take it as a man

You buy a new pet right away

You're sad but you have other pets

You kill yourself

NO DOG WILL EVER REPLACE HIM

18. You're at a store and you are being snubbed by the employees, to teach them a lesson you...

Make a big scene and scare them and potential customers

Steal something

Break something

Talk to the manager

Vocally express your disappointment in service to your friend so that everyone hears it

Piss on the carpet

19. You have a chance to fight the number one MMA guy for glory and fame.

You pass on it knowing you'll lose

You train and try your best

You just go into it with no training

You train and go into screaming full force.

You say ffffffffffffffffffffff******ccckkkk no.

You offer it to a friend who's more likely to do better.

20. You have a theory on evolution or religion.

True

False

I'm all for evolution

I'm all for religion

21. You're favorite shows are...

Baywatch, Full House

Smallville, CSI any of them

Scrubs, ER

Family Guy, Gummi Bears

Sports only

Soap Operas

22. RMBS

It's all about the boys

Stands for Rich Men Bored Sh*tless

Brotherhood and bloodlines

Just another group

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