Random. Or is it?

Hello. I've heard people complain to me about how dull their life is. I don't blame them. Their lives WERE incredibly dull. So I told them to try my random quiz. They were so thrilled when they finished. Except one who got a zero... Anyway, you should definitely check it out and spruce up your life!

Are you as dull as a sack of socks laying in a mud puddle, constantly getting run over by cars driven by drivers who just don't care? Spice up your life with a little randomness. Taking this quiz will do just that. Each question is uniquely designed to test your randomness levels. Man, you have to try it.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When going out to dinner, how often do you burst out laughing even though no one made a joke?
None. Are you insane?
A couple.
3 or so.
5, just to have fun.
I don't understand the question.
Uhhh..... what?
4. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Left.
Right.
Middle.
Far left.
Top shelf.
Yes.
5. How often do you have to think about what you're about to say?
None of the time.
Quite often.
I barely ever talk, I have to think so much.
Only when I'm nervous.
Depends on the place.
Yes.
6. Do you ever mismatch socks? Especially black and white ones?
No. I'm all precise and junk.
A-A-A-All the time.
Sometimes, when I'm in a hurry.
Sometimes I do it on purpose, just to see if anyone will notice.
I only have one white sock and one black sock...
Why?
7. When you grow up, which would you rather be?
Fireman.
Assassin.
Astronaut.
Police officer.
Animal breeder.
Lazy bum.
8. What kind of computer would you get?
Mac.
Mac.
Mac.
Windows.
Mac.
Mac.
9. How often do you laugh when someone says "poop"?
Hee, hee, hee.
You immature beast!
Poop? What DO you mean?
Only in public.
All the time.
Never. Sometimes. Shut up!
10. What do these numbers mean to you: 333
Hey, my friend Caleb says that. He says "333, I'm only half evil."
It's just a group of numbers.
Isn't that supposed to be lucky?
333x2=666!
Is this supposed to determine how random I am?
Idk.
11. Do an MRI to look for the clot.
Hey, House said that.
WTF?!
What does MRI mean?
I don't see what this has to do with the quiz...
MRI shows no sign of clots.
Uhhh....
12. If you could eat anything that's not edible, which would you rather eat?
A moldy rock.
A wad of hair.
A fossilized worm.
A lit candle.
A roll of quarters.
Michael Jackson's nose.
13. How many questions do you think this quiz should have?
12
15
20
30
35
42
14. If Timmy has 2 apples and Kathy takes away 4, how many apples does Timmy have?
Uhh...
-2?
WTF?! He only has 2!
I don't understand the question.
6.
All of the above.
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Why, yes of course.
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Type English/Japanese!
You're wrong!
That statement has left me utterly speechless.
16. Well, I was just watching TV and I saw the Kinoki Footpads commercial and I was thinking, why would someone make something THAT stupid?
It's simply because they're stupid.
They hope to make millions of dollars.
Because they don't work.
They have curly hair.
Because they like to ballroom dance.
That was random.
17. What kind of phone do you think is the most popular?
Alltel.
At&t.
Verizon.
Samsung.
Virgin Moble.
Vonage.
18. What's your favorite word?
Play.
Stop.
Pause.
Fast forward.
Rewind.
Mute.
19. You go into a mattress store and look around. A man comes up to you and says "May I help you? Perhaps a mattress?" What DO you do?
Say "Yeah I was looking for a new mattress."
Run out screaming.
Collapse and pass out.
Trip over yourself while looking for your flash cards.
Punch his face off.
Yell at him for poor customer service.
20. If you had a baby boy, what name would you give him?
Bartholomew
Napoleon.
Daisy.
Leslie.
Stewie.
Jesus.
21. How many questions do you think is left? And don't cheat! Punk.
K.
F.
C.
M.
A.
Q.
22. How do you spell Renaissance?
Renissonse.
Rennisounce.
Derf.
Rennaisance.
Rennaisonce.
All of the above.
23. Finish the sentence: 800-588-2300 ______ today.
Go away.
Not empire.
Penguins or something.
Yesterday.
Today.
Gerard and the Wondrous Land of Kazoo.
24. Enter a question:
Possible answer #1:
Possible answer #2:
Possible answer #3:
Possible answer #4:
Possible answer #5:
Possible answer #6:
25. Well, sorry. But this is the last question. After this, you'll know how random you are. I- (sob) -I'm so sorry.
Oh no!!!
Finally!
So...
That's great.
Man, this was fun.
Well, I try out your other quizzes.

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