Once Upon a Mattress

Many claim to be a true prince or princess but few truly are. For those who are; well... are extremely and exceedingly rare! Could you be one of those very few that are of the royal blood?

Thanks to this quiz you needn't a pea to find out if you are one of the exceedingly rare ~ this will tell if you are a genuine prince or princess indeed!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. What is the "Marriage Law"? "Throughout the land no one may wed till....
Dauntless learns to make his bed
the queen says so... so she says
Dauntless to the altar's led
all the flowers bloom in red
2. Fill in the blank for "An Opening for a Princess"... No one is getting any ______________________?
Cookies
Loving
Younger
More
3. What is a princess as delicate as?
A butterfly's wings
A bumble bee's wings
A dragonfly's wings
An angel's wings
4. What does Princess Winnifred swim?
The moat
The bay
The boggy bay
The ocean blue
5. Translate...'Tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito.'
When all else fails
There is no place like home
A true princess she be
If at first you don't succeed
6. What type of test do the Queen and the Wizard plan for Princess Winnifred?
A Sensitivity test
A Spelling Test
A History Test
A Dancing Test
7. King Sextimus will be able to speak again when....
The hawk devors the mouse
The mouse devors the hawk's egg
The mouse devors the hawk
The hawk and the mouse devor each other
8. What kind of pets does Princess Winnifred have?
Dogs
Fish
Frogs
Birds
9. At the Official Ball, the dance all will do is the...
Spanish Panic
The Chicken Dance
The Saracen Brawl
The Magic Step
10. The Minstrel and the Jester sing to Lady Larken about Normandy where the....
The air is rare and clear
The meadow is covered with Mustard Flowers
There is a beach where the peach blossom blows
There is a man who knows a man who knows a man who knows a cozy inn
All of the above
11. Princess Winnifred's nickname is...
Winnie
Winny
Fred
Freddy
12. What is the King's "duty" to his son the Prince?
To teach him the Spanish Panic
To tell him of the birds and the bees
To tell him the importance of picking flowers
To keep him from picking the wrong princess
13. What is the Wizard's true name?
Cardamon
Cardinalmon
Randy
Sir Randal Cardamon
14. How many mattresses does the Queen and the Wizard have for Princess Winnifred to sleep upon?
3
15
30
20
15. What type of bird sings a lullaby to Princess Winnifred?
Nightingale of Somekind
Nightingale of Beddy bye
Nightingale of Samarkand
Nightingale of Samerkind
Nightingale of Lullaby
16. Because Princess Winnifred cannot fall asleep what does she count?
Frogs
Nightingales
Sheep
Vegatables
17. After getting his voice back what does the King Sextimus say to Queen Aggravain?
FINALLY!!!!
Hop! Skip! Jump!
I love you my queen!
What's for dinner?
18. So... how did the Princess stay awake? Was it because of the
Pea
Lumpy Mattress
Draft in her chamber
All the Armor

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