mental retardation quiz

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So, you think you can pass my quiz? Well, I am here to tell you that it is most likely that you are retarded. However, there are a small amount of you that may be smart.

Still havn't left yet? Well, I bet that you can't pass! Are you sure that you want to take it? Don't cry if you lose, you will get your keyboard wet. If you even know what a keyboard is. Or if you even own one.

Created by: fred
What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. what color is the sky?
blue
whats a sky!
black
i dunno retard, im in a room!
whats a color
SKITTLES!!!!!!
2. if you have a y chromosome, then what are you?
A UNICORN!!!
a dude
a dudette
idk...
Well.. y is a letter
E=MC2
3. how many colors are in a original skittles packet?
200000000059496596
im a hobo, i cant afford them
5
SKITTLES!
6
8
4. whats my favorite animal?
elves!
Bill Gates
banana
ninjas
spongebob and patrick
I LUVS ANIMALS
5. What is the symbol of the greek goddess aphrodite?
owl
goat
dove
phat people!!
princesses
hawk
6. what are boogers made from?
ickyness
platypus juice
portcullis
particles and molecules of everything that you have sniffed
midgets
7. what is the cage-like barrier between a medieval castle's outer curtain and drawbridge
chuck norris
bob sagget
PURPLE
pudding
portcullis
8. rawr blargh splurg rawr
R U RETARDED
WTF!!!
blargh
I know what u mean, dude
LIGHTBULB
cheese
9. in this sentence how many times is "i" used . im my house i have a lamp and it is purple and it follows me were ever i goand it is scary
45
coffie
0
is that a trick question
pickles
8
10. 11.You have 20 apples in a basket. 20 children come to you and each one of them ask for an apple. You want to give all the apples to each one of them, but still keep one inside the basket? How will you do it?
ranger rick
you rip one of the kids off
epic movie is awesome
Give all the 19 apples to each one of them and give the basket to the last child with the apple still inside it.
yo mamma
11. Name all the numbers from 1 - 100, which have the letter 'A' in their spellings?
15
are u kidding me i halft to do math
none
500
we like to poo in our pants.. we like to poo in our pants..
12. Which popular cheese is made backwards?
swiss
cheddar
mozzarella
edam
cheese is good on toast...
13. What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
a cow
a cow that i cut the leg off of and painted brown
PIE
a penny
14. CAN U STRUM A JELLYFISH
YEAH BUT IT HURTS LIKE HECK
I DONT KNOW IVE NEVER TRIED
POTATOES ARE A STARCH NOT A VEGETABLE
I DONT KNOW WHO WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY IT
I WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY IT AND NOW IM DEAD
15. RANDOM!!!!!!!!!
PIE!!!!
TOAST!!!!
RAVING RABBIDS ARE TOTALLY AWESOME
FINGERS
UR MOM
UBER UBER L33T ROFLMAO PWND UR MOM L33T HAX WTG FTW

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