Just HOW bad do you smell?

Some people smell. It's something we all have to deal with in life. We're not sure why they smell, but they always do. It's one of the only things you can truly count on. The smelly kid will always smell, and your grandparents will give you money.

So, do you smell? I'm sure you don't think so, but this failsafe test should gauge your smell level very accurately. Or not. Probably not, actually. So don't be mad if it says you smell. You're the one who answered smellilily...right.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Okay, did you bathe at all today?
Um, yeah, why not?
Of course!
No...too lazy.
No way man! I played World of Warcraft instead.
4. Do you find that spraying yourself fifty times a day with some sort of body spray makes you smell better?
I guess...maybe?
Yeah! I spray myself in between classes!
No, not really.
What's body spray?
5. What is the appeal of garbage?
Um...I guess seagulls like it.
Ew!
I have some in my house.
Sometimes when I get locked out I sleep in the dumpster.
6. When do you feel it is appropriate to bathe?
Once a day after you've done everything you need to.
I shower three times a day, just to be fresh.
Maybe every couple of days?
Whenever my mom comes over. Like, once a month.
7. Do you sleep with a pack of dogs?
Er...no, not usually.
I hate dogs! They have bad breath.
Sometimes I sleep with my dog.
Yeah, I'm their leader. We rifle through garbage together.
8. How clean is your house/room?
Pretty clean. I don't go crazy.
Spotless!
Er...I clean it once in a while.
You can't even see the floor.
9. Do you use soap, conditioner, and shampoo?
Yeah, sure, whatever.
Yeah, for all of my three daily showers.
Sometimes, maybe.
What're those?
10. Do YOU think you smell?
I hope so.
Yeah, I smell clean.
Probably not.
Smell like what?
11. What's the last thing you ate?
A sandwich.
Fruit!
Pizza.
Onions and garlic.
12. Do people wrinkle their nose around you?
Not that I know of.
Of course not.
My mom does.
Yeah...I wonder why?

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