Idiotic idiocy test

Idiocy. what exactly is it? well, if you are in fact an idiot, you will not know the answer to this, but if you are a normal upstanding citizen (as a few of us are) then you may like to discover just how stupid you have to be to get classed as this creature we like to call the "idiot".

the question is not so much "are you an idiot" but "how idiotic are you" because, lets face it, we all have our moments! so without further ado, take this crafty quiz to measure your idiocy...will you measure up??

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If you take this quiz, will it make you any smarter?
Definately
a little
not at all
"penis" that makes me laugh
after reading the above answer, i guess not
4. A fat person decides they want to lose weight. how should they do this?
join weightwatchers immediately
join weightlifters immediately
get liposuction for god's sake!
do the london marathon...twice a week
DON'T GET FAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
eat less pies...fatty!
5. "Television improves your mind"...(complete the sentance)
if you watch countdown
if you don't watch countdown
if you watch eastenders and eat crisps at the same time (honest)
when you watch it your whole life
...only joking!
if you are a psychopath
6. You are approached by an attractive stranger...how do you react?
shove your mobile number into their hand
blush stupidly (i'm so shy!)
weep at their beauty
leap onto them in a randy moment of madness
leap onto them for no reason
cry at the top of your voice "marry me"
7. you buy a bag of peanuts, but an angry monkey tries to snatch them from you...what do you do?
cry for help "help help an angry monkey has attacked me for my favourite salty snack!"
"am i bov-v-vered!"
hit it with my designer handbag- that'll teach him!
take the monkey on a picnic for two
befriend it and start a peanut snatching business
8. Why did you even take this pointless quiz in the first place?
i wanted to get some qualifications
i wanted to prove im not dumb
i wanted to prove i am dumb
i'm a guinea-pig
i don't know
i've forgotten but i'm not taking it again
9. you enter a pie-eating contest...why?
there was this fit guy/girl in it
i wanted to laugh at the fat people *evil laugh*
for the million-squillion pound prize
i like knowing i'm the thinnest person in the room
because they're apple pies
"mmm, pies!"...sorry what was the question?
10. my intelligence levels are due to my...(complete the sentance)
father from NASA and neurobiologist mother
what's NASA
i slept with my teachers to get an A
i slept with my teachers but still got a D
hard studying
what can i say...i'm lucky!
11. this quiz has been...(finish the phrase)
really enlightening
a total bore
indifferent
what does indifferent mean?!
bannana pie
supercalifragilisticexpialidoughcious
12. my dream job is...
being a top accountant
being rich...(i'll do anything, you name it!)
being a microbiologist
what's a job? i'm going on benefits!!
becoming the queen
ruling the world- my armies will stomp on you ha ha ha

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