how well would you survive in a cactus invasion?

would you survive in a cactus attack? You sure? there are not many people that can do it... esspecially when it's not just zombies or stuff like that, its something even worse.

you have to be prepared. you have to know what to do, and you have to have no fear. and most of all, you can't be ignorant to what is happening. You think you could survive? take the quiz to find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. you wake up one night and hear things scraping and knocking against your window. what do you think?
OMG!!! ZOMBIES!!! RUN!!!
stupid tree...
yes! here are the aliens to harvest my brain!
no! here are the aliens to harvest my brain!
ok, got the flamethrower and matches!
So... Tired... ZZZzzz...
4. how do you kill a cactus?
forget to water it.
poke it.
I don't know! run!
Fire. Swords. knifes. my cat.
Fire. Swords. knifes. baseball bats. anything that will smash.
give it a hug.
5. if you are had a pick of your weapon, what would it be?
My mind.
crossbow
flamethrower
explosives (in general)
my chucks.
pistol
6. you need to get out of where you are now, it's over-run with cactuses. the problem is, there are cactus guards at the only way out. what do you do?
pack your car full of supplies and run the cactuses over.
pee on the guards.
Run for it!!!
sit and wait for someone to rescue me.
pretend like cactuses invasions arent real and that your just dreaming, so you go on with your normal day.
fight to the death. (less cactusses, better the chances of other people.)
7. you escape, but realize you need an army. who do you use?
me, myself, and I.
a couple people you found on the street.
your closest freinds.
the united states military.
a group of 25 random people.
your family.
8. your surronded by 10 cactuses and your flamethrower is out of fuel. what do you do?
how did i get in this situation?
Run for my life. than get eaten by the cactuses.
Duh, always carry the sword with me!
sit there and cry.
scream, and hope the cactuses go deaf.
do nothing and accept your fate.
9. how much can you bench press?
150 lbs +
120- 150
80- 120
50- 80
0- 50
unsure
10. how obese are you?
Obese? check this 8- pack!
im okay... got a little baby fat.
Well, lets see. I weigh 350 pounds, watch tv and eat chips all day.
not bad, have a decent muscular structure.
I... Can't... move... arms... too chubbby... more mcdonalds...
11. do you have a plan for a cactus invasion?
I make at least two or three every day. Not counting the old plans i update.
I have five or six.
no plans. i go with the flow.
go and get eaten.
one.
a couple.
12. do you think you would survive a cactus invasion?
no.
maybe.
Still... So... Tired...
Yes. I would be the last one standing.
probably.
I'd be the first one to go.
13. you wake up, and you think:
...Man, I was doing good, too!
Still...So...Tired...
Whoa!!! that was intense!
...I never want to do that agian...
Gotta get ready for the real one!
stupid dreams...
14. after waking up, you hear something scraping against you window. what do you think?
OMG!!! ZOMBIES!!! RUN!!!
Yes! the aliens are here to harvest my brain!
no! the aliens are here to harvest my brain!
Got my flamethrower and matches!
Stupid tree...
Am i noticing a pattern here?
15. What did you think of the quiz? (don't worry, ansering good won't up your score, and answering bad wont lower your score)
It was great! I enjoyed it.
sucked. Never seen anything this bad.
whatever. just another quiz.
It was cool. kept me entertained for five minutes.
Prepare for the war against the cactusses!!!!!

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