How Well Do You Know Your Threadbared?

Welcome to the Threadbared Anniversary Quiz Bowl! The quiz will remain up for until midnight on Tuesday night (EST). The winner will be the quiz-taker with the most correct answers.

In the event of a tie a bonus round will result. In the event of a tie during the bonus round there will be a dance-off. Or possibly a cage match. We haven't really decided yet.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. The first post on Threadbared depicted:
a group of schoolgirls
a group of schoolboys
a man in a vest
a woman in a sweater
2. "The 1968 Reunion" features:
fringed vests
crochet hotpants
knitted mittens
knitted hats
3. The Jolly Green Goober enjoys wearing:
mirrored sunglasses
a knitted jerkin
short-shorts
a fanny pack
4. Threadbared has featured parody lyrics by:
Sly & The Family Stone
The Fifth Dimension
The Lovin' Spoonful
The Cowsills
5. Why should Tom go out with Sandra?
She's rumored to be easy
She has a great personality AND she makes her own panties
She answered his ad in the personals
She's a better conversationalist than that life-sized pantyhose doll he used to date
6. Kimberly is employed as a:
psychiatrist
psychologist
gynecologist
podiatrist
7. In her past life Mary worked in:
education
interior design
marketing
drug-trafficking
8. Mary and Kimberly have received emails or comments calling them:
sarcastic b----es
smartass talentless b----es
b-----faced retards
all of the above
9. Kimberly and Mary have been interviewed by:
BBC Radio
National Public Radio
Howard Stern
none of the above
10. Kimberly and Mary dedicated the Threadbared book to:
their husbands
their mothers
Threadbared readers
their dogs
11. What do pirates like to do in their spare time?
They like macramé hanging plantARRRRs!
They like to knit sweatARRRRs!
They like to take long walks on the beach with their lovARRRRs!
They like to play Nintendo.....ARRRR!
12. Of all the gangs at Westwood Middle School which one is the roughest?
Pink Hearts Gang
Purple Diamond Gang
Mittens Of Fury Gang
The Crips
13. Which auteur's "early work" has been displayed on Threadbared?
Ingmar Bergman
Tim Burton
Jean-Luc Godard
David Lynch
14. Who's tunic is indeed truly wondrous, so pleated and blousen it is?
Navin The Tunic-wearer
Harold The Tunic-wearer
Gorg The Tunic-wearer
Halvdan The Tunic-wearer
15. Where did the Walker sisters meet the McFarland twins?
The Stop 'N Shop
The Gas 'N Sip
The Piggly Wiggly
The Hoggly Woggly
16. Which Threadbared post has the largest number of comments?
Who Wears Short Shorts?
A Threadbared Epic: Barbie & Ken - Living In A Crocheted Paradise
Bringing New Meaning To The Expression "Sleep Tight"
Golli-blog

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