How Telford are you?

"A town with a average of 150 thousand people living there in the west midlands of England. Many newspaper reports called it the chav capital of the world but there are hundreds of emos around as well outside the Telford courts. A very up-coming town that is always being developed every day.

If you walk through certain parts of the town like Woodside, Randlay, Dawley, Malinslee and many more and look the wrong way at a bunch of chavs you are likely to get stabbed!!" - Urban Dictionary

Created by: Jennie Francis
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Have you ever attended Donnington Bonfire?
DONNY BONNAAAAY!
yeah, once or twice
I'd never be in such close proximity to so many chavs
I'd rather not get stabbed, thanks
4. How well do you know 'Smithy Boy (and crew)'?
Friend
Friend of a friend
He goes to my school...
Who?
5. Remember the green fountain in the town centre?
YES!
Greggs?
no.
6. Remember the pedal boats in the town park?
They were the bomb!
Vaguely...
The what?
7. How many times have you climbed on the Thomas Telford statue in front of the courts?
Countless times
Once or twice
You mean where all the skateboarders are?
Sorry, I actually have a life?
8. AFC Telford United
KEEPING THE DREAM ALIVE!
We have a football club?
9. How do you pronounce 'bath'?
Bath
Barth
10. Ow B'ist
Bay too bah
What?
11. The Silkin Way...
A lovely walk
You'll probably get shanked
12. Telford is...
a beautiful place
okay
a beautiful place, if you took away the buildings and the people
a **** hole
13. Wonderland is...
A made-up magical land
MY CHILDHOOD

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