How Spasticated Are You?

Purple fever got you down? Are you certain that somebody wearing tights is going to rush in and steal your pidgeons' pajamas? Then this is the quiz for you!

Try your luck at the eternal glory that is the title of a true Spasticate. Place the proof on your website or blog as a constant reminder that somebody out there believes you.

What is your age?
	Under 18 Years Old
	18 to 24 Years Old
	25 to 30 Years Old
	31 to 40 Years Old
	41 to 50 Years Old
	51 to 60 Years Old
	Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
	Male
	Female
Why are you doing this quiz?
	Bored
	I want to see if I'm spastic
	FLASHY LIGHTS!!!
	I like cheese; its tastes good on pizza.
What did the penguin say to the prune burger?
	"Where's the beef?"
	What the forking spoons are you talking about?
	penguins don't talk, and prune burgers dont exist.
	OMFG, I didn't know they were still talking to each other, after that unpleasantness at the tea party...
True or False: the maniacally psychotically insanely evil fruit bats are out to get you.
	How did you know? (true)
	False. You're on their side.
	... did you just get out of the psyche ward?
	No, they most certainly are not.
Do you believe in world peace?
	Yes.
	No.
	Not sure.
	How can there be world peace with all those evil fruit bats out there???
How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him an idiot for not having a car?
	1
	2
	3
	It's not his fault he doesn't have aposable thumbs yet!
True or False: I am a complete nut case with nothing better to do.
	True.
	Not at all! (false)
	You got that right, didn't you?
Is your favorite leprechaun eating seaweed crackers and dip on your shoulder?
	Yes, and he's getting crumbs all over my pretty new white jacket! cries
	What leprechaun, where?
	um... no...
	I am the cheese.
Is it raining outside/inside?
	Yes.
	No.
	All of the above.
Do you find the Mad Hatter guilty or not guilty?
	Guilty.
	Not guilty.
	Ok, that's enough, now hand over the pills.
	Booyah banana fritters!
Did you likey my quiz?
	Yes, I think we adressed some very serious issues today (wow, I sound like my doctor!)
	No, it was crap and a waste of my time. Good day to you, madam!
	fghujghsdhyulugf. There's my opinion.

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